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Monday, October 12, 2009

gud1

 

 

From: Suchi Gupta

 

 


Friendship is not about "I m sorry " its about "abbe teri galti hai " 

Friendship is not about "I m there for u  "  its about "kahan marr gaya saale  " 

Friendship is not about "I understand "  its about "sab teri wajah se hua manhus" 

Friendship is not about "I care for u  "  its about "saalo tumhe chhod ke kahan jaunga " 

Friendship is not about "I m happy for ur success" its about "chal party de saale" 

Friendship is not about "I love that girl"  its about "abey izzat se dekho tumhari bhabhi hain "



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Thursday, September 24, 2009

What happen in heaven !!!!!!!!!!

by: arun pandey

 

 

This is one of the nicest e-mails I have seen and is so true:

 
I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels.

My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, 'This Is the Receiving Section. Here, all petitions to GOD said in prayer are Received..'

I looked around in this area, and it was terribly busy with so many angels sorting out petitions written on voluminous paper sheets and scraps from people all over the world..

Then we moved on down a long corridor until we reached the second section.

The angel then said to me, 'This is the Packaging and Delivery Section. Here, the graces and blessings the people asked for are processed and delivered to the living persons who asked for them.'

I noticed again how busy it was there. There were many angels working hard at that station, since so many blessings had been requested and were being packaged for delivery to Earth

Finally at the farthest end of the long corridor we stopped at the Door of a very small station To my great surprise, only one angel was Seated there, idly doing nothing. 'This is the Acknowledgment Section,' My angel friend quietly admitted to me. He seemed embarrassed 'How Is it that there is no work going on here?' I asked.

'So sad,' the angel sighed. 'After people receive the blessings that they asked For, very few send back acknowledgments .'

'How does one acknowledge GOD's blessings?' I asked.

'Simple,' the angel answered. Just say, 'Thank you, LORD.'

'What blessings should they acknowledge? ' I asked.

'If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep you are richer than 75% of this world. If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish, you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy .'

'And if you get this on your own computer, you are part of the 1% in the world who has that opportunity. '

Also ......

' If you woke up this morning with more health than illness ... You are more blessed than the many who will not even survive this day .'

'If you have never experienced the fear in battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation .. You are ahead of 700 million people in the world.'

'If your parents are still alive and still married ...you are very rare .'

'If you can hold your head up and smile, you are not the norm, you're unique to all those in doubt and despair.'

Ok, what now? How can I start?

If you can read this message, you just received a double blessing in that someone was thinking of you as very special and you are more blessed than over two billion people in the world who cannot read at all.

Have a nice week end, count your blessings.

A TTN:
Acknowledge Dept.: 'Thank you Lord, for giving me the ability to share this message 



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Thursday, September 17, 2009

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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

General: Prince Dance group Performances



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Prince Dance group from Orissa won the India's Got Talent showtelecasted on Colors Channel

 

From: Amruta Dash

 

 

http://www.breakingnewsonline.net/2009/08/orissas-prince-dance-group-wins-indias.html

 

Note:- These guys are all daily wage laborers and are from my place ‘Berhampur’ Orissa.

 



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Interesting Facts !!

From: Suchi Gupta

 


It is impossible to lick your elbow.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

Money isn't made out of paper; it's made out of cotton.

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

There is a city called Rome on every continent.

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

A person can live without food for about a month, but only about a week without water.If the amount of water in your body is reduced by just 1%, you'll feel thirsty.If it's reduced by 10%, you'll die.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!

If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, you might pop an eyeball out.

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

Hot water is heavier than cold water.

The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet !!

The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones.

Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.



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Monday, August 17, 2009

Passing the Purple Hat to You

 

From: Suchi Gupta

 


Passing the Purple Hat to  You
IN  honor of women's history month and in memory of Erma Bombeck who lost her  fight with cancer.Pass  this on to five women that you want watched over..If you don't know five women to  pass this on to, one will do just fine.


IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER - by  Erma Bombeck (written after she found  out she was dying from cancer).

I would have gone to bed when I  was sick instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding pattern if  I weren't there for the day.

I would have  burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in  storage.

I  would have talked less and listened more.

I would have  invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained, or the sofa  faded.

I  would have eaten the popcorn in the 'good' living room and worried much less  about the dirt when someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace.

I would have  taken the time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his youth..

I would have  shared more of the responsibility carried by my husband..

I would never  have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day because my hair  had just been teased and sprayed.

I would have  sat on the lawn with my grass stains.

I would have cried and laughed  less while watching television and more while watching life.

I would never  have bought anything just because it was practical, wouldn't show soil, or  was guaranteed to last a lifetime.

Instead of  wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished every moment and  realized that the wonderment growing inside me was
the only chance in life  to assist God in a miracle.

When my kids kissed me  impetuously, I would never have said, 'Later.Now go get washed up for  dinner.' There would have been more 'I love you's' More 'I'm sorry's.'

But mostly, given  another shot at life, I would seize every minute.look at it and really see  it . live it and never give it back.
STOP SWEATING THE SMALL STUFF!!!

Don't worry about  who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what Instead, let's cherish  the relationships we have with those who do love us.

If you  don't mind, send this on to all the women you are grateful to have as  friends.Maybe we should all grab that purple  hat earlier.

Please send this to five phenomenal  women today in celebration of Beautiful Women's Month.

If you do, something good will  happen--you will boost another woman's self esteem.

A Candle  Loses Nothing by Lighting Another Candle.Please Keep The Candle  Going!

This one I do ask that you please send on.By sending this on, you will think and realize how you've been blessed, up until now.This is  a disease which affects all families... no one is  exempt!



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Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Hell : Gud one

From: Suchi Gupta

 

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid-term.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)?

One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let us look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, "…that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you.", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze."

This student received the only A.



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Self-Appraisal

From: Suchi Gupta

 


A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone.

He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone.

He proceeded to punch in eight digit phone number.

The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:

Boy: "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?
Woman: (at the other end of the phone line): "I already have someone to cut my lawn".

Boy: "Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now."
Woman: I'm very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn.

Boy: (with more perseverance):"Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of Palm Beach, Florida."

Woman: No, thank you.

With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.

The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy.

Store Owner: "Son, I like your attitude. I liked that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job".
Boy: "No thanks..!!"

Store Owner: But you were really pleading for one.
Boy: No Sir.

I was just checking my performance at the job I already have.

I am the one who is working for that lady, I was talking to"!

This is what we call "Self-Appraisal"..!!





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Thursday, June 25, 2009

General : Nice one | A Message

By: Amruta Dash

 

 

FAITH
Once there was a small kid on earth. One fine day it came to know that god is distributing apples to humans in his place at heaven. The kid was so happy to receive that news and it went with lot of enjoyment to heaven to get the apple from god. There was a big queue standing to get apple from god and this kid also joined in that queue. While it was standing, it was fully excited and thrilled for the fact that it is going to receive in person from god's hands. Its turn too came and the kid showed its both the hands to receive apple. God gave the apple but unfortunately the tiny hands couldn't hold that big apple. Apple fell down and got wasted in mud. The kid got so disappointed. The ministers near the god informed that if the kid likes to have an apple from god again then it has to again follow the queue. Having waited for so long the kid didn't want to return back to earth with empty hands so it decided to wait again in the queue.

 This time the queue has become even longer than the previous one. While waiting in queue, the kid could see lot of people who returns back with apple in hands and utmost satisfaction on their faces. The kid was so much disappointed and thought why me alone didn't get the apple in hand when all others were easily able to get it. What is the sin I did that I alone should suffer like this. Now the kid was so scared that it should not miss the apple again. Again its turn came and god gave the apple to the kid's hands and after giving the apple god spoke to the kid.

"My dear child, last time after giving you the apple only I noticed the apple I gave to you was a rotten apple and that's why I made that to fell down from your hands. Having given you a rotten apple, I felt bad for you and I wanted to give you the best apple in the farm and that time the best apple in the farm was growing and that's why I made you to wait such a long time in the queue. Here it is. Now the apple that you have in hand is 'The Best' apple in the farm till to date. Enjoy."  

So, friends, sometimes it happens as even after we put our 100% dedication and commitment things may get delayed or things may go wrong. Believe that god has something great for us and that's why this has happened. Always say, 'Gratitude is absolutely the best way to bring more in one's life'.

 Believe this and see the world... Your world will also look green



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Thursday, May 28, 2009

Simple Solutions

By: Sirmagdum, Amit Kumar
 

 

The Difference between FOCUSING on PROBLEMS and FOCUSING on SOLUTIONS

Case # 1 : When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens would not work at zero gravity (ink will not flow down to the writing surface).

Solution # 1 : To solve this problem, it took them one decade and $12 million. They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, in practically any surface including crystal and in a temperature range from below freezing to over 300 degrees C.

Solution # 2 : And what did the Russians do...?? They used a pencil.



Case # 2 : One of the most memorable case studies on Japanese management was the case of the empty soapbox, which happened in one of Japan 's biggest cosmetics companies. The company received a complaint that a consumer had bought a soapbox that was empty.

Immediately the authorities isolated the problem to the assembly Line, which transported all the packaged boxes of soap to the delivery department. For some reason, one soapbox went through the assembly line empty.

Management asked its engineers to solve the problem.

Solution # 1 : Post-haste, the engineers worked hard to devise an X-ray machine with high-resolution monitors manned by two people to watch all the soapboxes that passed through the line to make sure they were not empty. No doubt, they worked hard and they worked fast but they spent a whoopee amount to do so.

Solution # 2 : But when a rank-and-file employee in a small company was posed with the same problem, he did not get into complications of X-rays, etc., but instead came out with another solution.

He bought a strong industrial electric fan and pointed it at the assembly line. He switched the fan on, and as each soapbox passed the fan, it simply blew the empty boxes out of the line.

Moral
· Always look for simple solutions.
· Devise the simplest possible solution that solves the problems.
· Always focus on solutions & not on problems

 



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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

7%

A holy man was  having a conversation with God one day and said,
' God , I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.'

God led the holy man to two doors.

He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in.

In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the
table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy
man's mouth water.

The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to
be famished.

They were holding  spoons with very long handles, that were strapped to
their arms and each found it impossible to reach into the pot of stew and
take a spoonful.

But  because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the
spoons back into their mouths.

The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.

God said,  'You have seen Hell.'

They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as
the  first one.

There was  the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the
holy man's mouth water.

The people  were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but  here
the people  were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking. The holy
man  said, 'I don't understand..'

'It is simple,' said God . 'It requires but one skill.

You see  they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only
 of themselves.'

Its estimated 93% won't forward this.  If you are one of the 7% who will,
forward this with the title  '7%'.

I'm in the  7%

Remember  that I will always share my spoon with you  !.
Friends  are the  family that we choose for ourselves .



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Monday, May 18, 2009

Why Some People Have All the Luck..!! - Nice article

By: Nigam, Saumya

 

 

 

Why Some People Have All the Luck

By Professor Richard Wiseman, University of Hertfordshire

 

Why do some people get all the luck while others never get the breaks they deserve?

 

A psychologist says he has discovered the answer. His study in his own words:--

 

Ten years ago, I set out to examine luck. I wanted to know why some people are always in the right place at the right time, while others consistently experience ill fortune. I placed advertisements in national newspapers asking for people who felt consistently lucky or unlucky to contact me.

Hundreds of extraordinary men and women volunteered for my research and over the years, I have interviewed them, monitored their lives and had them take part in experiments.

The results reveal that although these people have almost no insight into the causes of their luck, their thoughts and behaviour are responsible for much of their good and bad fortune. Take the case of seemingly chance opportunities. Lucky people consistently encounter such opportunities, whereas unlucky people do not.

 

I carried out a simple experiment to discover whether this was due to differences in their ability to spot such opportunities. I gave both lucky and unlucky people a newspaper, and asked them to look through it and tell me how many photographs were inside. I had secretly placed a large message halfway through the newspaper saying: "Tell the experimenter you have seen this and win $50."

This message took up half of the page and was written in type that was more than two inches high. It was staring everyone straight in the face, but the unlucky people tended to miss it and the lucky people tended to spot it.

Unlucky people are generally more tense than lucky people, and this anxiety disrupts their ability to notice the unexpected.

 

As a result, they miss opportunities because they are too focused on looking for something else. They go to parties' intent on finding their perfect partner and so miss opportunities to make good friends. They look through newspapers determined to find certain types of job advertisements and miss other types of jobs.

Lucky people are more relaxed and open, and therefore see what is there rather than just what they are looking for. My research eventually revealed that lucky people generate good fortune via four principles. They are skilled at creating and noticing chance opportunities, make lucky decisions by listening to their intuition, create self-fulfilling prophesies via positive expectations, and adopt a resilient attitude that transforms bad luck into good.

 

Towards the end of the work, I wondered whether these principles could be used to create good luck. I asked a group of volunteers to spend a month carrying out exercises designed to help them think and behave like a lucky person.

Dramatic results! These exercises helped them spot chance opportunities, listen to their intuition, expect to be lucky, and be more resilient to bad luck. One month later, the volunteers returned and described what had happened. The results were dramatic: 80% of people were now happier, more satisfied with their lives and, perhaps most important of all, luckier.

The lucky people had become even luckier and the unlucky had become lucky.

Finally, I had found the elusive "luck factor".

Here are Professor Wiseman's four top tips for becoming lucky:

  1) Listen to your gut instincts - they are normally right

2) Be open to new experiences and breaking your normal routine

3) Spend a few moments each day remembering things that went well

4) Visualize yourself being lucky before an important meeting or telephone call.

 

Have a Lucky day and work for it..

The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems, but those who learn to live with things that are less than perfect.

 

 

 



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Friday, April 17, 2009

G'morning ..... have a nice day

When you get right down to the root of

the meaning of the word "succeed,"

you find that it simply means to follow

through.

-F. W. Nichol



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Monday, April 6, 2009

Serious!

By: Suchi Gupta

 

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.

The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'

Now, the man is flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'

The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.'

She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.


The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.


The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'


The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'










MORAL OF THE STORY:
Don't mess with women



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Monday, March 23, 2009

Gud one!

By: Suchi Gupta


A saint asked his disciples, 'Why do we shout in anger? Why do people shout at each other when they are upset?'

Disciples thought for a while, one of them said, 'Because we lose our calm, we shout for that.'

'But, why to shout when the other person is just next to you?' asked the saint. 'Isn't it possible to speak to him or her with a soft voice? Why do you shout at a person when you're angry?'

Disciples gave some other answers but none satisfied the saint.

Finally he explained, 'When two people are angry at each other, their hearts distance a lot. To cover that distance they must shout to be able to hear each other. The angrier they are, the stronger they will have to shout to hear each other through that great distance.'
Then the saint asked, 'What happens when two people fall in love? They don't shout at each other but talk softly, why? Because their hearts are very close. The distance between them is very small...'
The saint continued, 'When they love each other even more, what happens? They do not speak, only whisper and they get even closer to each other in their love. Finally they even need not whisper, they only look at each other and that's all. That is how close two people are when they love each other.'


MORAL: When you argue do not let your hearts get distant, do not say words that distance each other



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Thursday, March 5, 2009

Chicken Story

 

By: JAIN, ANKUR

 


SUSPECT ULTIMATE: Chicken story (mind blowing climax)


A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.


Old cock to Young cock : "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity.


Young cock : What you mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired.


Old cock : Young boy, there are twenty-five hens here, can't I help you with some?


Young cock : No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.


Old cock : In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I win you shall allow me to have one hen and if I lose you will have all.

Young cock : O.K. What kind of competition?


Old cock: 50 meter run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.


Young cock : No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.


Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off and when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his might.


Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock back in a matter of seconds.


Suddenly, Bang! ...... before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer, who cursed, "Hell ! This is the fifth GAY chicken I've bought this week !"

 



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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Great Paintings - Mother

By: Ritesh Saxena



Tuesday, February 17, 2009

ABCD..

By: Suchi Gupta

A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X'mas mei bhii Hai! khana padenge apple
Y for yun na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple.



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