Joke

From: Suchi Gupta

 

Lalu went to a village for campaigning. Suddenly a piglet came before the car.

The driver couldn't hit the brake on time and unfortunately
the baby pig was killed in the accident. Laloo was deeply moved and felt very upset. He called the driver and said, "Jiska ye suar hai hum usko compensesan dena chahta hoon. Usko dhundke lav".

At his words the driver went to the nearest village and came back after some time with a tilak on his forehead, garlands around his neck and lots of money in his hands!!!

Laloo was surprised. He asked,"Hum tumko kaha tha ke us aadmi ko lay ao, aur tum aise wapas aaye ho! baat kya hai?"

At this the driver replied "I told them about the incident. Hearing it, they rejoiced, put tilak and garlands on me, then danced for some time and gave this money."

Laloo then asked him, "Aap unko eg-jectly kaa bole?"
The driver replied: "Main bas itna hi bol paya, mein Laloo Prasad Yadav ka driver hoon................,
maine suaar ke bachhe ko mar dala hai.........."

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