Kutte ka Inteqaam

By: Suchi Gupta

 

Ek din ek kutta jungle main raasta kho gaya. Tabhi usane dekha ek sher uskii taraf aa raha hai. Kutte ki saans sookh gayi. "Aaj to kaam tamaam mera!" usne socha. Phir usne saamane kuchh sookhi haddiyan padi dekhi. Woh aate hue sher ki taraf peeth kar ke baithgaya aur ek sookhi hadii ko choosane laga aur zor zor se bolne laga, "wah! Sher ko khaane ka maza hi kuchh aur hai. Ek aur mil jaaye to poori daawat ho jayegi!" Aur usne zor se dakaar mara. Is bar sher sakate mein aa gayaa. Usne socha "ye kutta to sher ka shikar karta hai! Jaan bacha kara bhago!" Aur sher wahan se champat ho gaya

Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh raha tha. Usne socha yeh mauka achha hai sher ko sari kahani bata deta hoon – sher se dosti ho jayegi aur usase zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka khatra dur ho jayega. Woh phataphat sher ke pichhe bhaga. Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate hue dekh liya aur samajh gaya ki koi locha hai. Udhar Bandar ne sher ko sab bata diya ki kaise kutte ne use bewakoof banaya hai. Sher zor se dahada, "chal mere sath abhi uski leela kahatam karta hu" aur Bandar ko apani peeth par baitha kar sher kutte ki taraf lapka.

Kutte ne sher ko aate dekha to ek bar phir uskii taraf peeth karke baith gaya aur zor zor se bolne laga, "Is Bandar ko bheje ek ghanta ho gaya saala ek sher phaans kar nahi la sakta!"

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JOB : Grand Mega Walk-Mela Interview in CUTTACK and BHUBANESHWAR for HINDI Call Center in Optimus (A Polaris Group Company)

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From: hindi@vtmanpower.net
Subject: Grand Mega Walk-Mela Interview in CUTTACK and BHUBANESHWAR for HINDI Call Center in Optimus (A Polaris Group Company)
Date: Thu, 18 Dec 2008 11:22:28 +0530

Dear Friends,
Come Together, We Will Create No Unemployment in India

VT Manpower Consultancy Services Pvt Ltd is one of India's Leading and fastest growing 'HR solutions' companies. VT Manpower undertakes recruitment of all verticals in almost all the sectors like IT, BPO/ KPO, Banking and Insurance, FMCG and FMCD, Logistics, Stock Broking, Shares, Retail, Telecom, Engineering Industries of all types like Electronics, Chemical , Civil, Automobiles, Construction etc, Hotels and Hospitality, Airways, Media, Press, Advertisement, Cement, Steel, Projects, Education, Fashion Industry etc.
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VT Manpower is Conducting Mega Walk in Interview for Valuable client

Optimus (Polaris Group Company)

for the Hindi Call center Executives, in
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~~~~ Cuttack (20th December 2008 - Saturday ) ~~~~
~~~~ Bhubaneshwar (21st December 2008 - Sunday) ~~~~

Walk in Time: 9.00 AM to 3.30 PM.
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Optimus:-

Worlds first CMM 5 Level Company

Optimus Global Services is a ISO 9001:2000 certified organization

Leader in Domestic Market

Ranked as the Best Performing Call Centre Firms worldwide in the Global Services 100 survey conducted by NeoIT Global Services magazine (Jan 2007).

Ranked 5th in revenues among the Top 13 Third Party ITES companies (Outsourcing2India - Sep 2006).

Finalists for last years (2005 - 2006) Everest Group Outsourcing Excellence Awards.

Dun Bradstreet - India s Top ITeS and BPO Companies.

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Job Profile:

Designation: Hindi CallCenter Executives
Skill Set: Candidates need to speak fluently in Hindi

Qualification: Any Graduates (Except BE / BTech / Post Graduates)

Experience: 0-3 Years

Salary: Rs.7000 â€" 9000/-

Work timings: Day shift

Job Location: Chennai

No. Of Openings: 500

Incentives: Good Schemes

Age Limit: Maximum 30 Years

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VT Manpower is Conducting Mega Walk in Interview for Valuable client

Optimus (Polaris Group Company)

for the Hindi Call center Executives, in
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~~~~ Cuttack (20th December 2008 - Saturday ) ~~~~
~~~~ Bhubaneshwar (21st December 2008 - Sunday) ~~~~

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Walk in Time: 9.00 AM to 3.30 PM.
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Venue Details:-
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Raghunath Jew College
Deulasahi,, Tulsipur, Cuttack â€" 753008
Landmark: Near Hanuman Mandir / Guin Saree Center.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ Bhubaneshwar ~~~~~~~

Rajdhani College
N1/154
Nayapalli, Bhubaneshwar, 751001

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For More Details Contact:09941950444, 044-64548796,02,05

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INFO: Do not Use IE until it is fixed.

By: Nilu Chandra Sahoo

 

 

Serious security flaw found in IE

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7784908.stm

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CSC : Referral Drive for Datamodeler / DWBI

By: Suchi Gupta [mailto:sgupta73@csc.com]

LOCATION:  Chennai AREAS:  Datamodeler / DWBI	Here is an opportunity to include your friends in the next recruitment drive! Only short listed candidates will be called for an interview. Please refer all your friends who are currently based at the mentioned location only. Refer the CVs asap!!
EXPERIENCE, CHARACTERISTICS & KEY SELECTION CRITERIA: - Educational/ Professional Qualifications (Preferable): BE/ BTech/ MCA/ MBA - Good Communication Skills
2- 5 years of experience in process site data model changes, Oracle data modelling and familiarity using ER tool like PowerDesigner, or ER Studio or Erwin.  Ideal person has been doing OLTP system modeling for Oracle using PowerDesigner.
Please refer cvs to :hnagarajan3@csc.com
Cheers, The Employee Referral Team

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DOT Net Openings At ValTech Bangalore (3 - 8 Yrs Of Experience)

Messages In This Digest (1 Message) 1. dot net openings From: suprita rajguru View All Topics | Create New Topic Message 1. dot net openings Posted by: "suprita rajguru" srthecoolest1@rediffmail.com   srthecoolest1 Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:27 pm (PST)   Hi All , I HAVE COME TO KNOW FROM ONE OF MY FRIENDS THAT THERE ARE OPENINGS AT VALTECH BANGALORE FOR DOT NET . PLZ FIND THE SPECS BELOW . YOU CAN SEND YOUR CVS TO THIS ID IF INTERESTED . I SHALL FORWARD THEM TO CONCERNED PERSON FOR EMPLOYEE REFRRAL . yrs of experience: 3-8 yrs Mandatory Skills in the order of priority: 1. C#, ASP.NET 3.5(or at least 2.0), ADO.NET 3.5 2. OOAD 3. XML/XSLT, Javascript, CSS, AJAX 4. MS Reporting Services, WCF, WF (Windows workflow) 5. SQL Server 2005 (or at least SQL Server 2000) 6. Microsoft Enterprise Library 3.5 (or at least 2.0) 7. Visual studio 2008 (or at least 2005) Warm regards, Suprita Sr HR Executive Vanguard Technologies (India) Pvt Ltd. Teledata Group Company Back to top Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post Messages in this topic (1)

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Nice Story

By: Suchi Gupta [mailto:sgupta73@csc.com]

Twenty years ago, I drove a cab for a living. It was a cowboys life, a life for someone who wanted no boss. What I didnt realize was that it was also a ministry.
Because I drove the night shift, my cab became a moving confessional. Passengers climbed in, sat behind me in total anonymity, and told me about their lives. I encountered people whose lives amazed me, ennobled me, made me laugh and weep.
But none touched me more than a woman I picked up late one August night.
I was responding to a call from a small brick fourplex in a quiet part of town. I assumed I was being sent to pick up some partiers, or someone who had just had a fight with a lover, or a worker heading to an early shift at some factory for the industrial part of town.
When I arrived at 2:30 a.m., the building was dark except for a single light in a ground floor window. Under these circumstances, many drivers would just honk once or twice, wait a minute, then drive away. But I had seen too many impoverished people who depended on taxis as their only means of transportation. Unless a situation smelled of danger, I always went to the door. This passenger might be someone who needs my assistance, I reasoned to myself. So I walked to the door and knocked.
Just a minute, answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor. After a long pause, the door opened. A small woman in her 80s stood before me. She was wearing a print dress and a pillbox hat with a veil pinned on it, like somebody out of a 1940s movie.
By her side was a small nylon suitcase. The apartment looked as if no one had lived in it for years. All the furniture was covered with sheets. There were no clocks on the walls, no knickknacks or utensils on the counters. In the corner was a cardboard box filled with photos and glassware.
Would you carry my bag out to the car? she said.
I took the suitcase to the cab, then returned to assist the woman. She took my arm and we walked slowly toward the curb. She kept thanking me for my kindness.
Its nothing, I told her. I just try to treat my passengers the way I would want my mother treated.
Oh, youre such a good boy, she said.
When we got in the cab, she gave me an address, then asked, Could you drive through downtown?
Its not the shortest way, I answered quickly.
Oh, I dont mind, she said. Im in no hurry. Im on my way to a hospice.
I looked in the rear view mirror. Her eyes were glistening. I dont have any family left, she continued. The doctor says I dont have very long.
I quietly reached over and shut off the meter. What route would you like me to take? I asked.
For the next two hours, we drove through the city. She showed me the building where she had once worked as an elevator operator. We drove through the neighborhood where she and her husband had lived when they were newlyweds. She had me pull up in front of a furniture warehouse that had once been a ballroom where she had gone dancing as a girl. Sometimes shed ask me to slow in front of a particular building or corner and would sit staring into the darkness, saying nothing.
As the first hint of sun was creasing the horizon, she suddenly said, Im tired. Lets go now.
We drove in silence to the address she had given me. It was a low building, like a small convalescent home, with a driveway that passed under a portico. Two orderlies came out to the cab as soon as we pulled up. They were solicitous and intent, watching her every move. They must have been expecting her. I opened the trunk and took the small suitcase to the door. The woman was already seated in a wheelchair.
How much do I owe you? she asked, reaching into her purse.
Nothing, I said.
You have to make a living, she answered.
There are other passengers, I responded.
Almost without thinking, I bent and gave her a hug. She held onto me tightly.
You gave an old woman a little moment of joy, she said. Thank you.
I squeezed her hand, then walked into the dim morning light. Behind me, a door shut. It was the sound of the closing of a life.
I didnt pick up any more passengers that shift. I drove aimlessly, lost in thought. For the rest of that day, I could hardly talk. What if that woman had gotten an angry driver, or one who was impatient at the end his shift? What if I had refused to take the run, or had honked once, then driven away?
On a quick review, I dont think that I have done anything more important in my life. Were conditioned to think that our lives revolve around great moments. But great moments often catch us unaware beautifully wrapped in what others may consider a small one.
People may not remember exactly what you did, or what you said, but they will always remember how you made them feel.
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Morning Refreshment

By: Nilu Chandra Sahoo

 

Pappu: Dad how was I born


Dad: well son, your Mom & I got to gether at 'YAHOO'

we set us a date via E-Mail, & Met in a cyber cafe,

Your Mom agreed to dowload data from my PEN DRIVE,

JUST when I was about to "Transfer"

we realised that none of us have installed "FIREWALL"

IT was too late to DELETE

9 months later a POP-UP Window appeared & said


YOU HAVE GOT A MALE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Think about it with a pinch of salt.

By: Panda, Chinmaya

You know the Latin Catholic will not enter to Syrian catholic church,these two will not enter to the Marthoma church, these three will notenter to penthacost church, these four will not enter to Salvation army church, these five will not enter to 7th day Adventist church, these six will not enter to orthodox church, these seven will not enter to Jacobite church, ?..like this there are 146 castes in Kerala alone for Christianity, each will never share their churches for Christians ! Wonderful One Christ, One Bible, One Jehova?.What a unity !

Among Muslims, Shia and Sunni kill each other in all the Muslim countries.The religious riot in Muslim countries is always between these two. The Shia will not go to Sunni mosque, these two will not go to Ahamadiya mosque, these three will not go to Sufi mosque, these four will not go to Mujahiddin mosque?.like this it appears there are 13 castes in among Muslims, Killing / bombing/conquering/ massacring/? each other ! The American attack to the Muslim land of Iraq is fully supported by all the Muslim countries surrounding Iraq ! One Allah, One Quran, One Nebi?.! Great unity !

For Hindus 1280 books, 10,000 commentaries, more than one lakh sub
commentaries for these foundation books, 330 million gods, variety of
aacharyas, thousands of Rishies, hundreds of languages,?still everyone
goes to the SAME TEMPLE ? whether unity is for Hindus or in others and
never Quarreled each other for the last ten thousand years in the name of
Religion.

My choice : Hinduism - The UNIQUE in the world.

This is an article by an American author....

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CSC : Refer Oracle DBA Experts

By: Suchi Gupta [mailto:sgupta73@csc.com]

Here is an opportunity to refer your friends for the Oracle DBA Opening!

Work LOCATION: Chennai

AREAS:       ORACLE DBA

EXPERIENCE, CHARACTERISTICS & KEY SELECTION CRITERIA:

-         Educational/ Professional Qualifications (Preferable): BE/ BTech/ MCA/ MBA

-        Exp 3 - 8yrs of  relevant exp on  Oracle DBA Activities.  Detailed job specification is as below:

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Essential Skills
 
Oracle Junior DBA 9i/10g with 3+ years experience in:
Creating and administering DB Instances and Schemas
TOAD and SQL Plus tools
SQL Scripting
Performance monitoring
 
UNIX with 3+ years experience in:
Solaris 8.0 or 9.0 operating system
Basic scripting, CRON and Scheduling
File Maintenance
Performance monitoring and system activity reports    
Essential to have the Basic knowledge on Oracle Application Server 9i/10g
 
Essential to have the Basic knowledge on Oracle Application Server.
 
Oracle Application Server 9i/10g with 3+ years experience in:
Installing Oracle Application server
Application deployment
Apache
Discoverer Installation and Configuration
Report Server configuration
Performance Monitoring
 
Preferred To Have
 
DataStream 7i v7.8 and v7.10 experience in:
Forms Application Installation and configuration under Unix Environments
Extended application installation and setup
Data bridge Installation and setup

PLEASE REFER ALL CVs TO:

vnaik3@csc.com

 

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CSC : Referral Drive for C++ Team Members

By: Suchi Gupta [mailto:sgupta73@csc.com]

LOCATION: Chennai AREAS: C++ / Unix	Here is an opportunity to include your friends in the next recruitment drive! Only short listed candidates will be called for an interview. Please refer all your friends who are currently based at the mentioned location OR interested to relocate to the location for a Long-term assignment ONLY.Refer the CVs asap!!
EXPERIENCE, CHARACTERISTICS & KEY SELECTION CRITERIA: - Educational/ Professional Qualifications (Essential): BE/ BTech/ MCA/ Msc - Good Communication Skills - Excellent Professional & Academic Record C++ - Developers   EXP: 3 - 4 Years Work Location: CHENNAI The Candidates should possess the following Requirements: 3+ years of experience developing software, Strong & extensive exposure to C++ programming and application development Deep understanding of and experience applying advanced object-oriented design and development principles   Experience developing data-driven applications using an industry standard RDBMS (Oracle, DB2, SQL Server, MySQL, etc.), including strong data architecture and SQL development skills   Experience in Unix based development environment Understanding of internet technologies and protocols (TCP/IP, HTTP, SSL, SMTP, etc.)   Experience applying software design patterns   Experience with unit testing (preferably utilizing Test Driven Development) and tools   Self-starter / demonstrated ability to initiate and drive continuous improvement   Good communication skills   Strong debugging and problem resolution skills   Good team player   Knowledge about online payments and related domains is a plus   Responsibilities: Perform high quality software analysis, design, development, testing and maintenance for the client's core technology platform   Be able to self-organize and work effectively within a small team with minimal supervision   Be highly adaptable and able to quickly ramp-up on emerging technologies, industry practices and processes
PLEASE REFER ALL CVs TO:	ashaik7@csc.com
Cheers, The Employee Referral Team

 

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CSC: Referral Drive for C++ Leads

By: Suchi Gupta [mailto:sgupta73@csc.com]

LOCATION: Chennai AREAS: C++ / Unix	Here is an opportunity to include your friends in the next recruitment drive! Only short listed candidates will be called for an interview. Please refer all your friends who are currently based at the mentioned location OR interested to relocate to the location for a Long-term assignment ONLY.Refer the CVs asap!!
EXPERIENCE, CHARACTERISTICS & KEY SELECTION CRITERIA: - Educational/ Professional Qualifications (Essential): BE/ BTech/ MCA/ Msc - Good Communication Skills - Excellent Professional & Academic Record C++ - Leads     EXP: 5 - 9 Years Work Location: CHENNAI The Candidates should possess the following Requirements: 5+ years of experience developing software, Strong & extensive exposure to C++ Programming and application development Deep understanding of and extensive experience applying advanced object-oriented design and development principles Experience developing data-driven applications using an industry standard RDBMS (Oracle, DB2, SQL Server, MySQL, etc.), including strong data architecture and SQL development skills Experience in Unix based development environment (Unix, Shell, Perl, Python) Thorough understanding of internet technologies and protocols (TCP/IP, HTTP, SSL, SMTP, etc.) Experience applying software design patterns Experience with unit testing (preferably utilizing Test Driven Development) and tools Strong understanding of industry best practices such as software refactoring Self-starter / demonstrated ability to initiate and drive continuous improvement Strong communication skills Strong debugging and problem resolution skills Experience using industry standard software development tools (IDE / Version Control / Continuous Integration) Good leader and team player Expertise in online payments and related domains is a plus Responsibilities: Perform high quality software analysis, design, development, testing and maintenance for the client's core technology platform Be able to self-organize and work effectively within a small team with minimal supervision Bring a broad skill set utilizing disparate technologies and best practices to the team Be highly adaptable and able to quickly ramp-up on emerging technologies, industry practices and processes
PLEASE REFER ALL CVs TO:	srajendran23@csc.com
Cheers, The Employee Referral Team

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Editor Mumbai (Times of India)

LETTER TO PRIMEMINISTER

Dear Mr. Prime minister

I am a typical mouse from Mumbai. In the local train compartment which has capacity of 100 persons, I travel with 500 more mouse. Mouse at least squeak but we don't even do that.

Today I heard your speech. In which you said 'NO BODY WOULD BE SPARED'. I would like to remind you that fourteen years has passed since serial bomb blast in Mumbai took place. Dawood was the main conspirator. Till today he is not caught. All our bolywood actors, our builders, our Gutka king meets him but your Government can not catch him. Reason is simple; all your ministers are hand in glove with him. If any attempt is made to catch him everybody will be exposed. Your statement 'NOBODY WOULD BE SPARED' is nothing but a cruel joke on this unfortunate people of India.

Enough is enough. As such after seeing terrorist attack carried out by about a dozen young boys I realize that if same thing continues days are not away when terrorist will attack by air, destroy our nuclear reactor and there will be one more Hiroshima.

We the people are left with only one mantra. Womb to Bomb to Tomb. You promised Mumbaikar Shanghai what you have given us is Jalianwala Baug.

Today only your home minister resigned. What took you so long to kick out this joker? Only reason was that he was loyal to Gandhi family. Loyalty to Gandhi family is more important than blood of innocent people, isn't it?

I am born and bought up in Mumbai for last fifty eight years. Believe me corruption in Maharashtra is worse than that in Bihar. Look at all the politician, Sharad Pawar, Chagan Bhujbal, Narayan Rane, Bal Thackray , Gopinath Munde, Raj Thackray, Vilasrao Deshmukh all are rolling in money.  Vilasrao Deshmukh is one of the worst Chief minister I have seen. His only business is to increase the FSI every other day, make money and send it to Delhi so Congress can fight next election. Now the clown has found new way and will increase FSI for fisherman so they can build concrete house right on sea shore. Next time terrorist can comfortably live in those house , enjoy the beauty of sea and then attack the Mumbai at their will.

Recently I had to purchase house in Mumbai. I met about two dozen builders. Everybody wanted about 30% in black. A common person like me knows this and with all your intelligent agency & CBI you and your finance minister are not aware of it. Where all the black money goes? To the underworld isn't it? Our politicians take help of these goondas to vacate people by force. I myself was victim of it. If you have time please come to me, I will tell you everything.

If this has been land of fools, idiots then I would not have ever cared to write you this letter. Just see the tragedy, on one side we are reaching moon, people are so intelligent and on other side you politician has converted nectar into deadly poison. I am everything Hindu, Muslim, Christian, Schedule caste, OBC, Muslim OBC, Christian Schedule caste, Creamy Schedule caste only what I am not is INDIAN. You politician have raped every part of mother India by your policy of divide and rule.

Take example of former president Abdul Kalam. Such a intelligent person, such a fine human being. You politician didn't even spare him.  Your party along with opposition joined the hands, because politician feels they are supreme and there is no place for good person.

Dear Mr Prime minister you are one of the most intelligent person, most learned person. Just wake up, be a real SARDAR. First and foremost expose all selfish politician. Ask Swiss bank to give name of all Indian account holder. Give reins of CBI to independent agency. Let them find wolf among us. There will be political upheaval but that will better than dance of death which we are witnessing every day.  Just give us ambient where we can work honestly and without fear. Let there be rule of law. Everything else will be taken care of.

Choice is yours Mr. Prime Minister. Do you want to be lead by one person or you want to lead the nation of 100 Crore people?


 

PLEASE READ N FORWARD AS MANY PEOPLE IN YOUR CONTACT LIST

 

 

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Lovely Story !! Worth reading

 

By: Suchi

Female named Monica  married  Male. At the end of the wedding party,

Monica's  mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook. With Rs.1000 deposit amount.
Mother: ' Female , take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your marriage life. When there's something happy and memorable happened in your new life, put some money in. Write down what it's about next to the line. The more memorable the event is, the more money you can put in. I've done the first one for you today. Do the others with  Male When you look back after years, you can know how much happiness you've had.'

Female  shared this with  Male  when getting home. They both thought it was a great idea and were anxious to know when the second deposit can be made.

This was what they did after certain time:
- 7 Feb: Rs.100, first birthday celebration for  Male after marriage
- 1 Mar: Rs.300, salary raise for Monica
- 20 Mar: Rs.200, vacation trip to Bali
- 15 Apr: Rs.2000, Monica got pregnant
- 1 Jun: Rs.1000,  Male  got promoted
..... and so on...

However, after years, they started fighting and arguing for trivial things.They didn't talk much. They regretted that they had married the most nasty people in the world.... no more love...Kind of typical
nowadays, huh?

One day  Female  talked to her Mother: 'Mom, we can't stand it anymore. We agree to divorce. I can't imagine how I decided to marry this guy!!!'
Mother: 'Sure, girl, that's no big deal. Just do whatever you want if you really can't stand it. But before that, do one thing first. Remember the saving passbook I gave you on your wedding day? Take out all money and spend it first. You shouldn't keep any record of such a poor marriage.'

Female  thought it was true. So she went to the bank, waiting at the queue and planning to cancel the account. While she was waiting, she took a look at the passbook record. She looked,
and looked, and looked. Then the memory of all the previous joy and happiness just came up her mind. Her eyes were then filled with tears. She left and went home.

When she was home, she handed the passbook to  Male, asked him to spend the money before getting divorce. The next day,  Male  gave the passbook back to Monica. She found a new
deposit of Rs.5000. And a line next to the record: 'This is the day I notice how much I've loved you thru out all these years. How much happiness you've brought me.'

They hugged and cried, putting the passbook back to the safe.
 
Do you know how much money they had saved when they retired? I did not ask.I believe the money did not matter any more after they had gone thru all the good years in their life.
"When you fall, in any way, Don't see the place where you fell, Instead see the place from where you slipped.

Life is about correcting mistakes!"

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Me, Marathi Good write up by Shoba De

By: Umesh

 

THIS WOMAN HAS GOT GUTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me, Marathi written by Shoba De Correct me if I am wrong, Raj... but I consider myself an assal Marathi manoos. Born in Maharashtra to Maharashtrian parents etc. Proud to be Marathi (even though my language skills in my mother tongue are embarrassingly dodgy). I don't know how to make the perfect puran poli but I do love aamti.. This is clearly not enough anymore. Going by the checklist, I could be disqualified on several scores. I am married to a Bong, who has lived and worked in Mumbai for over 30 years (but alas, has not been appointed ambassador to the state of West Bengal yet!). He attends Durga Puja regularly and prefers maacher jhol to vangi bhaat. Fortunately, we don't have a daughter-in-law to name a college after, either in Kolkata or Mumbai.... And our children (like yours) did not attend Marathi-medium schools.. We employ people based on their competence, not caste or region. And I have never asked the vegetable vendor, breadwalla, taxi driver, dhobi, sweeper, elevator attendant, security guard, pizza delivery boy or any of the other people who make my life easier, which part of India they come from. This is Mumbai, meri jaan! Who cares where anyone comes from? Dhanda is all that matters.. Mumbai is India 's most powerful magnet. Once you get here, you never leave. Don't believe me? Ask those innocent bhajjiwallas and doodhwallas who were beaten up and stoned by your men last week. Even with blood-soaked bandages around their heads, and broken hearts, they are staying put.. As they should. Aaah, the natak of your dramatised 'arrest' was not lost on anybody. Had Rakhi Sawant's slapping stunt not grabbed those eyeballs on Valentine's Day, viewers would still be stuck with the image of a nattily dressed you (mmmm...loved the styling), clambering in and out of the police van. If Rakhi cleverly stage-managed the incident, what should one say about your brilliant coup? Overnight, Raj Thackeray was elevated from being the discarded Thackeray to a national figure. In one well-orchestrated move, you went from being a neglected nephew of an ageing tiger, to a sharp-clawed, teeth-baring cub with an independent act of his own. The circus acquired a brand new star attraction ? you! It was never easy being a Thackeray. Ask Balasaheb. If he targeted south Indians in the '60s, you smartly headed north. Same agenda, diametrically different directions. By questioning the bona fides of those who have made Maharashtra their home, both of you tapped into the vulnerabilities of the average Marathi manoos. It is worth asking the very people whose interests you are protecting, whether they really want to do the dirty work currently being handled by the northies. Will the Marathi manoos agree to put in 18 hours a day plying taxis, selling veggies, washing clothes and so on? Who's stopping them from turning into vendors of milk, food grains, and other commodities? Perhaps, the Marathi manoos considers such occupations demeaning? The truth is, these jobs have always gone abegging, and there have been any number of hungry, unemployed people from other states ready and willing to grab them. Kick the 'outsiders' out at your own peril, and see what happens... Why do farmers commit suicide in such numbers only in Maharashtra ? The answer, dear Raj, may surprise you.. In your defence, let me say you received the worst press ? biased at best, and shrill to boot. Most of the semi-hysterical reporters from prestigious news channels were embarrassingly ill-informed as they blabbered incoherently each time a leaf moved outside the magistrate's court! Surely, you are not complaining? Everything seems to be going according to the master plan. You have 'made it' in one swift move. And women are finding you kinda cute in that sleeveless baby blue pullover. Great copy, great photo ops. What more does a neta want? To keep Mayawati and Lalu out of Maharashtra ? Now, that's a tall order!

 

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Joke

By: Amol

 

Todays reality…..

 

 

 

 T oday’s Joke:

Chacha kaise ho???

Chacha: ab kya batau....
          Bada beta share broker hai...
          doosara beta Jet Airways mein hai aur
          teesara  software mein aur  
 sabse chhota PANWALA hai...       Bus Wohi ghar chala raha hai.... 
 

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Info :Getting blood is easier now

 

By: Suchi

 

Now it has become easier to get the blood we need.
All you have to do is just type “BLOOD <Needed Blood Group> and send SMS to 96000 97000”

EX: BLOOD B+

BLOOD DONOR WILL CALL YOU!!

So please pass this message to all... It may save many lives.

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Super Quote

I met money one day. I said,"You are just a piece of paper."

Money smiled and said, "Of course I'm a piece of paper, but I haven't seen a dustbin yet, in my life".

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Info: Please read below. Very useful.

Please read below. Very useful.

1) Don't put your mobile closer to your ears until the recipient answers, Because directly after dialing, the mobile phone would use it's maximum signaling power, which is: 2watts = 33dbi. Please Be Careful. Please use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right one it may affect brain directly.This is a true fact from Apollo medical team.

2) Do not drink APPY FIZZ . It contains cancer causing agent.

3) Dont eat Mentos before or after drinking Coke or Pepsi coz the person will die immediately as the mixture becomes cyanide.. Please fwd to whom u care

4) Don't eat kurkure because it contains high amount of plastic if U don't Believe burn kurkure n u can see plastic melting. News report from Times of India

5) Avoid these tablets they are very dangerous
* D cold
* Vicks action- 500
* Actified
* Coldarin
* Cosome
* Nice
* Nimulid
* Cetrizet-D
They contain Phenyl- Propanol -Amide PPA.Which Causes strokes, and these tablets are banned in U.S.

6) Cotton Ear Buds... (Must read it)

Please do not show sympathy to people selling buds on roadside or at Signals.....Just wanted to warn you people not to buy those packs of ear buds you get at the roadside. It's made from cotton that has already been used in hospitals.They take all the dirty, blood and pus filled cotton, wash it, bleach it and use it to make ear buds. So, unless you want to become the first person in the world to get Herpes Zoster Oticus (a viral infection of the inner, middle, and external ear) of the ear and that too from a cotton bud, DON'T BUY THEM!

Please forward to all this may be helpful for someone..... ......
 

Management : Keep the Spark Alive

 

By: Suchi Gupta

Keep the Spark Alive - Chetan Bhagat

Inaugural Speech for the new batch at the Symbiosis BBA program, Pune
- 23rd June, 2008 - By Chetan Bhagat.

Good Morning everyone and thank you for giving me this chance to speak to you. This day is about you. You, who have come to this college,leaving the comfort of your homes (or in some cases discomfort), to become something in your life. I am sure you are excited. There are few days in human life when one is truly elated. The first day in college is one of them. When you were getting ready today, you felt a tingling in your stomach. What would the auditorium be like, what would the teachers be like, who are my new classmates - there is so much to be curious about. I call this excitement, the spark within you that makes you feel truly alive today. Today I am going to talk about keeping the spark shining. Or to put it another way, how to be happy most, if not all the time.

Where do these sparks start? I think we are born with them. My 3-year old twin boys have a million sparks. A little Spiderman toy can make them jump on the bed. They get thrills from creaky swings in the park.A story from daddy gets them excited. They do a daily countdown for birthday party – several months in advance – just for the day they will cut their own birthday cake. I see students like you, and I still see some sparks. But when I see older people, the spark is difficult to find. That means as we age, the spark fades. People whose spark has faded too much are dull, dejected, aimless and bitter. Remember Kareena in the first half of Jab We Met vs the second half? That is what happens when the spark is lost. So how to save the spark? Imagine the spark to be a lamp's flame. The first aspect is nurturing - to give your spark the fuel, continuously. The second is to guard against storms.

To nurture, always have goals. It is human nature to strive, improve and achieve full potential. In fact, that is success. It is what is possible for you. It isn't any external measure - a certain cost to company pay package, a particular car or house. Most of us are from middle class families. To us, having material landmarks is success and rightly so. When you have grown up where money constraints force everyday choices, financial freedom is a big achievement. But it isn't the purpose of life. If that was the case, Mr. Ambani would not show up for work. Shah Rukh Khan would stay at home and not dance anymore. Steve Jobs won't be working hard to make a better iPhone, as he sold Pixar for billions of dollars already. Why do they do it? What makes them come to work everyday? They do it because it makes them happy. They do it because it makes them feel alive. Just getting better from current levels feels good. If you study hard, you can improve your rank. If you make an effort to interact with people, you will do better in interviews. If you practice, your cricket will get better. You may also know that you cannot become Tendulkar, yet. But you can get to the next level.Striving for that next level is important.

Nature designed with a random set of genes and circumstances in which we were born. To be happy, we have to accept it and make the most of nature's design. Are you? Goals will help you do that. I must add, don't just have career or academic goals. Set goals to give you a balanced, successful life. I use the word balanced before successful.Balanced means ensuring your health, relationships, mental peace are all in good order.There is no point of getting a promotion on the day of your breakup.There is no fun in driving a car if your back hurts. Shopping is not enjoyable if your mind is full of tensions.

You must have read some quotes - Life is a tough race, it is a marathon or whatever. No, from what I have seen so far, life is one of those races in nursery school, where you have to run with a marble in a spoon kept in your mouth. If the marble falls, there is no point coming first. Same with life, where health and relationships are the marble. Your striving is only worth it if there is harmony in your life. Else, you may achieve the success, but this spark, this feeling of being excited and alive, will start to die.One last thing about nurturing the spark - don't take life seriously.One of my yoga teachers used to make students laugh during classes.One student asked him if these jokes would take away something from the yoga practice. The teacher said - don't be serious, be sincere.This quote has defined my work ever since. Whether its my writing, my job, my relationships or any of my goals. I get thousands of opinions on my writing everyday. There is heaps of praise, there is intense criticism. If I take it all seriously, how will I write? Or rather, how will I live? Life is not to be taken seriously, as we are really temporary here. We are like a pre-paid card with limited validity. If we are lucky, we may last another 50 years. And 50 years is just 2,500 weekends. Do we really need to get so worked up? It's ok, bunk a few classes, goof up a few interviews, fall in love. We are people, not programmed devices.

I've told you three things - reasonable goals, balance and not taking it too seriously that will nurture the spark. However, there are four storms in life that will threaten to completely put out the flame.These must be guarded against. These are disappointment, frustration,unfairness and loneliness of purpose.

Disappointment will come when your effort does not give you the expected return. If things don't go as planned or if you face failure Failure is extremely difficult to handle, but those that do come out stronger. What did this failure teach me? is the question you will need to ask. You will feel miserable. You will want to quit, like I wanted to when nine publishers rejected my first book. Some IITians kill themselves over low grades – how silly is that? But that is how much failure can hurt you. But it's life. If challenges could always be overcome, they would cease to be a challenge. And remember - if you are failing at something, that means you are at your limit or potential. And that's where you want to be.

Disappointment's cousin is frustration, the second storm. Have you ever been frustrated? It happens when things are stuck. This is especially relevant in India. From traffic jams to getting that job you deserve, sometimes things take so long that you don't know if you chose the right goal. After books, I set the goal of writing for Bollywood, as I thought they needed writers. I am called extremely lucky, but it took me five years to get close to a release.Frustration saps excitement, and turns your initial energy into something negative, making you a bitter person. How did I deal with it? A realistic assessment of the time involved – movies take a long time to make even though they are watched quickly, seeking a certain enjoyment in the process rather than the end result – at least I was learning how to write scripts, having a side plan – I had my third book to write and even something as simple as pleasurable distractions in your life - friends, food, travel can help you overcome it.Remember, nothing is to be taken seriously. Frustration is a sign somewhere, you took it too seriously.

Unfairness - this is hardest to deal with, but unfortunately that is how our country works. People with connections, rich dads, beautiful faces, pedigree find it easier to make it – not just in Bollywood, but everywhere. And sometimes it is just plain luck. There are so few opportunities in India, so many stars need to be aligned for you to make it happen. Merit and hard work is not always linked to achievement in the short term, but the long term correlation is high, and ultimately things do work out. But realize, there will be some people luckier than you. In fact, to have an opportunity to go to college and understand this speech in English means you are pretty damm lucky by Indian standards. Let's be grateful for what we have and get the strength to accept what we don't. I have so much love from my readers that other writers cannot even imagine it. However, I don't get literary praise. It's ok. I don't look like Aishwarya Rai, but I have two boys who I think are more beautiful than her. It's ok. Don't let unfairness kill your spark.

Finally, the last point that can kill your spark is isolation. As you grow older you will realize you are unique. When you are little, all kids want Ice cream and Spiderman. As you grow older to college, you still are a lot like your friends. But ten years later and you realize you are unique. What you want, what you believe in, what makes you feel, may be different from even the people closest to you. This can create conflict as your goals may not match with others. . And you may drop some of them. Basketball captains in college invariably stop playing basketball by the time they have their second child. They give up something that meant so much to them. They do it for their family.But in doing that, the spark dies. Never, ever make that compromise.Love yourself first, and then others.

There you go. I've told you the four thunderstorms - disappointment, frustration, unfairness and isolation. You cannot avoid them, as like the monsoon they will come into your life at regular intervals. You just need to keep the raincoat handy to not let the spark die. I welcome you again to the most wonderful years of your life. If someone gave me the choice to go back in time, I will surely choose college. But I also hope that ten years later as well, your eyes will shine the same way as they do today. That you will Keep the Spark alive, not only through college, but through the next 2,500 weekends.And I hope not just you, but my whole country will keep that spark alive, as we really need it now more than any moment in history. And there is something cool about saying - I come from the land of a billion sparks.
-Chetan Bhagat

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