Monday, August 31, 2009

Joke: Gud one!

 

From: Suchi Gupta

 


Ek teacher apni class me ek sawaal poochta hai.
"Agar ek 400 Lt. ka paani ka tank, 3 hours me khaali hota hai to batao meri AGE kya hai?"

A brilliant student khada hota hai aur kahta hai:
"Sir 32 years"

Teacher: "Kaise?"

Student: "Sir, aaj hamare ghar pe ALOO GOBHI ki sabzi bani thi."



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Joke: A True Story :)

 

 

From: Suchi Gupta

 


A dog was doing Susu on wall, suddenly wall fell on dog & he died on the spot.

Then All dogs decided to give 1 leg support to wall while doing susu ;)


Kutte ka support!!!



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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

General: Prince Dance group Performances



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Prince Dance group from Orissa won the India's Got Talent showtelecasted on Colors Channel

 

From: Amruta Dash

 

 

http://www.breakingnewsonline.net/2009/08/orissas-prince-dance-group-wins-indias.html

 

Note:- These guys are all daily wage laborers and are from my place ‘Berhampur’ Orissa.

 



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Interesting Facts !!

From: Suchi Gupta

 


It is impossible to lick your elbow.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

Money isn't made out of paper; it's made out of cotton.

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

There is a city called Rome on every continent.

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

A person can live without food for about a month, but only about a week without water.If the amount of water in your body is reduced by just 1%, you'll feel thirsty.If it's reduced by 10%, you'll die.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!

If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, you might pop an eyeball out.

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

Hot water is heavier than cold water.

The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet !!

The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones.

Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.



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Thursday, August 20, 2009

Health: Important- Unpublicized preventative steps reg H1N1 - a doctor from AIIMS

 

From: Ram Patro

 

Some tips for prevention  from AIIMS doctor

Friends,

Thanks to media hype about H1N1, several people who trust me have either approached or called me to advice. The hype in media about the utility of face masks and N95 respirators as a tool for general protection against H1N1 can't be deplored enough. Yesterday, a friend who listened wanted me to write down briefly what I advised so that he could tell others in similar words. Hence this short email to friends whom I have advised recently (and others whom I haven't yet). Please realize that this is not an official advice, especially the one about face masks or N95.

Most N95 respirators are designed to filter 95% particulates of 0.3µ, while the size of H1N1 virus is about 0.1µ. Hence, dependence on N95 to protect against H1N1 is like protecting against rain with an umbrella made of mosquito net.

Tamiflu does not kill but prevents H1N1 from further proliferation
till the virus limits itself in about 1-2 weeks (its natural cycle). H1N1, like other Influenza A viruses, only infects the upper respiratory tract and proliferates (only) there. The only portals of entry are the nostrils and mouth/ throat. In a global epidemic of this nature, it's almost impossible not coming into contact with H1N1 in spite of all precautions. Contact with H1N1 is not so much of a problem as proliferation is.

While you are still healthy and not showing any symptoms of H1N1 infection, in order to prevent proliferation, aggravation of symptoms and development of secondary infections, some very simple steps - not fully highlighted in most official communications - can be practiced (instead of focusing on how to stock N95 or Tamiflu):

1.  Frequent hand-washing (well highlighted in all official communications).

2.  "Hands-off-the-face" approach. Resist all temptations to touch any part of face (unless you want to eat, bathe or slap).


3.   Gargle twice a day with warm salt water (use Listerine if you
don't trust salt). H1N1 takes 2-3 days after initial infection in the
throat/ nasal cavity to proliferate and show characteristic symptoms. Simple gargling prevents proliferation. In a way, gargling with salt water has the same effect on a healthy individual that Tamiflu has on an infected one. Don't underestimate this simple, inexpensive and powerful preventative method.


4.   Similar to 3 above, clean your nostrils at least once every day
with warm salt water. Not everybody may be good at Jala Neti or Sutra Neti (very good Yoga asanas to clean nasal cavities), but blowing the nose hard once a day and swabbing both nostrils with cotton buds dipped in warm salt water is very effective in bringing down viral population.


5.  Boost your natural immunity with foods that are rich in Vitamin C (Amla and other citrus fruits). If you have to supplement with Vitamin C tablets, make sure that it also has Zinc to boost absorption.

6.  Drink as much of warm liquids as you can. Drinking warm liquids has the same effect as gargling, but in the reverse direction. They wash off proliferating viruses from the throat into the stomach where they cannot survive, proliferate or do any harm.

All these are simple ways to prevent, within means of most households, and certainly much less painful than to wait in long queues outside public hospitals.

Happy breathing!



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IMP pls read: Girls Beware and Be Safe

 

 

From: Saxena, Ritesh

 

 

Guys be careful in bangalore...It is not safe...


From: BalaViknesh A
Sent: Monday, August 17, 2009 12:43 PM
Subject: Girls Beware and Be Safe

 

Hi All,

 

                Yesterday night there was a incident happened to a girl in front of my eyes.

 

                I was coming back from Forum Around 11. Near the Church of Madiwala there was a signal and Maruti Omni was standing there. I just crossed the van and One girl crossed me. Once she went near the van the People in the van Pulled her in and the girl started shouting and what i heard is huge slap and they started driving. There were people around a few feet away from that place.

 

                I tried to catch the Van and ran behind it and few others who were standing there also started chasing with their bikes.  But hardly the van was running like a race Car. I think nobody would be able to catch them. It was too fast. We went to Police Station to file a complaint against the van. But the police responded at the least bothered. For them we were disturbing their sleep.

 

Girls,

 

                Ensure that You are not going alone anywhere after nights. Even if you go by auto to home in night don’t go alone. Help others as well. Drop in by your home. Don’t take any risks. Life Matters.

 

                Pass this to all girls whom u know and make them aware of whats happening. This should not happen to any other girls. Lets not give chances to those.

 

                It happened no where other than Madiwala. Plz take necessary steps for your safety. That too while going late ensure u r guarded by somebody and don’t pass the stupid Omni. Still there are people using that for Kidnapping.

 

 



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Health: Prevention - Swine Flue

From: Suchi Gupta

 

 


Tamiflu does not kill but prevents H1N1 from further proliferation till the virus limits itself in about 1-2 weeks (its natural cycle). H1N1, like other Influenza A viruses, only infects the upper respiratory tract and proliferates (only) there. The only portals of entry are the nostrils and mouth/ throat. In a global epidemic of this nature, it's almost impossible not coming into contact with H1N1 in spite of all precautions. Contact with H1N1 is not so much of a problem as proliferation is.

While you are still healthy and not showing any symptoms of H1N1 infection, in order to prevent proliferation, aggravation of symptoms and development of secondary infections, some very simple steps - not fully highlighted in most official communications - can be practiced (instead of focusing on how to stock N95 or Tamiflu):

1. Frequent hand-washing (well highlighted in all official communications).
2. "Hands-off-the-face" approach. Resist all temptations to touch any part of face (unless you want to eat, bathe or slap).
3. Gargle twice a day with warm salt water (use Listerine if you don't trust salt). H1N1 takes 2-3 days after initial infection in the throat/ nasal cavity to proliferate and show characteristic symptoms. Simple gargling prevents proliferation. In a way, gargling with salt water has the same effect on a healthy individual that Tamiflu has on an infected one. Don't underestimate this simple, inexpensive and powerful preventative method.
4. Similar to 3 above, clean your nostrils at least once every day with warm salt water. Not everybody may be good at Jala Neti or Sutra Neti (very good Yoga asanas to clean nasal cavities), but blowing the nose hard once a day and swabbing both nostrils with cotton buds dipped in warm salt water is very effective in bringing down viral population.
5. Boost your natural immunity with foods that are rich in Vitamin C (Amla and other citrus fruits). If you have to supplement with Vitamin C tablets, make sure that it also has Zinc/bioflavonoids to boost absorption.
6. Drink as much of warm liquids as you can. Drinking warm liquids has the same effect as gargling, but in the reverse direction. They wash off proliferating viruses from the throat into the stomach where they cannot survive, proliferate or do any harm.



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Info: Imp notice for citizens by RBI

From: Ram Patro

 

Avoid accepting Rs.1,000/- note of series 2 AQ and 8 AC

More then 2.00 CR duplicate notes worth Rs.2,000 CR have already entered India.
 

Copy of this circular from RBI is also attached.
 

Please
  read & pass it on to Family & Friends  

 

 

 



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Info: The IIPM Story - Re-Invented (Must Read)

 

 

From: Ranjan, Amit

 

 

Everyone should read this story about IIPM, so that at least a few future students can be saved from this hell..........

 



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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

JOB: Opening @ wipro...


Sent: Wednesday, August 19, 2009 12:19 PM
Subject: Opening @ wipro...

 

 



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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

ComputerArticle: Clipboard Hack Problem - Shocking news about CTRL+C-must know this

 

From: Saxena, Ritesh

 

 

                                                                          Clipboard Hack Problem - Shocking news about CTRL+C

Ctrl+C may be the most important work we do everyday. But it's not a very safe thing to do. Read on to know why. What happens when you press Ctrl+C while you are online. We do copy various data by Ctrl + C for pasting elsewhere. This copied data is stored in clipboard and is accessible from the net by a combination of Javascripts and ASP. This is called clipboard hack problem.

Just try this:
1. Copy any text by Ctrl + C
2. Click the Link: http://www.sourcecodesworld.com/special/clipboard.asp
3. You will see the text you copied was accessed by this web page.

Surprised!I know you are because i was also surprised to see it. Do not keep sensitive data (like passwords, credit card numbers, PIN etc.) in the clipboard while surfing the web. It is extremely easy to extract the text stored in the clipboard to steal your sensitive information. Forward this information to as many friends as you can, to save them from online frauds!

It is true, text you last copied for pasting (copy & paste) can be stolen when you visit web sites using a combination of JavaScript and ASP (or PHP, or CGI) to write your possible sensitive data to a database on another server.

How Cipboard Hack is done?

The Clipboard hack is done by the following Source Code:

<script language="JavaScript">
var content = clipboardData.getData("Text");
alert(content);
</script>

How to safeguard yourself from Clipboard Hack Problem?

To avoid clipboard hack problem, do the following:
1. Go to internet options->security.
2. Press custom level.
3. In the security settings, select disable under Allow paste operations via script.

Now the contents of your clipboard are safe.

Interestingly, this hack works only on internet explorer, and not on Mozilla Firefox browser. Please forward this article to as many friends as you can to make them aware of this issue with CTRL+C. 

 



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Monday, August 17, 2009

Passing the Purple Hat to You

 

From: Suchi Gupta

 


Passing the Purple Hat to  You
IN  honor of women's history month and in memory of Erma Bombeck who lost her  fight with cancer.Pass  this on to five women that you want watched over..If you don't know five women to  pass this on to, one will do just fine.


IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER - by  Erma Bombeck (written after she found  out she was dying from cancer).

I would have gone to bed when I  was sick instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding pattern if  I weren't there for the day.

I would have  burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in  storage.

I  would have talked less and listened more.

I would have  invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained, or the sofa  faded.

I  would have eaten the popcorn in the 'good' living room and worried much less  about the dirt when someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace.

I would have  taken the time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his youth..

I would have  shared more of the responsibility carried by my husband..

I would never  have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day because my hair  had just been teased and sprayed.

I would have  sat on the lawn with my grass stains.

I would have cried and laughed  less while watching television and more while watching life.

I would never  have bought anything just because it was practical, wouldn't show soil, or  was guaranteed to last a lifetime.

Instead of  wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished every moment and  realized that the wonderment growing inside me was
the only chance in life  to assist God in a miracle.

When my kids kissed me  impetuously, I would never have said, 'Later.Now go get washed up for  dinner.' There would have been more 'I love you's' More 'I'm sorry's.'

But mostly, given  another shot at life, I would seize every minute.look at it and really see  it . live it and never give it back.
STOP SWEATING THE SMALL STUFF!!!

Don't worry about  who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what Instead, let's cherish  the relationships we have with those who do love us.

If you  don't mind, send this on to all the women you are grateful to have as  friends.Maybe we should all grab that purple  hat earlier.

Please send this to five phenomenal  women today in celebration of Beautiful Women's Month.

If you do, something good will  happen--you will boost another woman's self esteem.

A Candle  Loses Nothing by Lighting Another Candle.Please Keep The Candle  Going!

This one I do ask that you please send on.By sending this on, you will think and realize how you've been blessed, up until now.This is  a disease which affects all families... no one is  exempt!



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Friday, August 14, 2009

JOB: Openings for freshers

From: Vijaya Krishnan, Krishna Sankar

Hi All,

 

This is a good opportunity for freshers J

 

http://www.mkcl.org/careers/

 



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Thursday, August 13, 2009

Health: Have tulsi -to fight swine flu

From: Suchi Gupta

 


Ayurveda, the traditional 'science of life', has a remedy for diseases when every other stream of medicine fails. Now, at a time when swine flu is spreading like wildfire across the world, Ayurveda has the remedy in the form of the miraculous herb, the basil leaves commonly known as Tulsi.

Tulsi, the purest and most sublime plant, has been known and worshipped in India for more than five millennia for its remarkable healing properties. Considered as an 'Elixir of Life', this wonder herb has now been claimed to keep the deadly swine flu at bay and help fast recovery in afflicted persons.

"The anti-flu property of Tulsi has been discovered by medical experts across the world quite recently. Tulsi improves the body's overall defence mechanism including its ability to fight viral diseases. It was successfully used in combating Japanese Encephalitis and the same theory applies to swine flu," Dr U K Tiwari, a herbal medicine practitioner says.

Apart from acting as a preventive medicine in case of swine flu, Tulsi can help the patient recover faster.
"Even when a person has already contracted swine flu, Tulsi can help in speeding up the recovery process and also help in strengthening the immune system of the body," he claims.

Dr Bhupesh Patel, a lecturer at Gujarat Ayurved University, Jamnagar is also of the view that Tulsi can play an important role in controlling swine flu.
"Tulsi can control swine flu and it should be taken in fresh form. Juice or paste of at least 20-25 medium sized leaves should be consumed twice a day on an empty stomach." This increases the resistance of the body and, thereby, reduces the chances of inviting swine flu," believes Patel.
As its name suggests, Tulsi has again proved to be the 'the incomparable' medicine - this time, in the prevention and cure of swine flu.
The symptoms of the H1N1 flu virus in people are similar to the symptoms of seasonal flu and include fever, cough, sore throat, runny or stuffy nose, body aches, headache, chills and fatigue. A significant number of people who have been infected with novel H1N1 flu virus also have reported diarrhea and vomiting. The high risk groups for novel H1N1 flu are not known at this time, but it's possible that they may be the same as for seasonal influenza. However, Please consult a practitioner in case of any such symptoms. Doctors have strictly advised against self medication.


Source :
http://in.news.yahoo.com/242/20090812/1512/tls-indian-natural-herb-tulsi-to-fight-b_1.html



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Health: Dr Deepak Purohit wrote to about Swine Flu

 

Very Very Imp.

Please do read and forward.



Dr Deepak Purohit (District governor )wrote to Presidents about Swine Flu


My dear Presidents,

I agree with you that swine flu awareness is needed, but there is no need to be panicky and join the publicity propaganda carried out by media and others which acts as a vehicle to spread misconception than to spread scientific information.

These are few facts about swine flu when discussed with the leading epidemiologists.

1) Swine flu, that is H1N1 flu is not new, first detected in 1987
2) Infective stage of flue is 5 days, 1 day before and 4 days after onset of symptoms
3) The best way to prevent it spreading is asking patient having symptoms of flu like fever cough and running nose to take rest at home for 4 days so he does not transmit it
4) Masks are of limited value if any, in this disease, it can spread through droplets on your skin, through contact etc, and I have seen that the masks in Pune are worn as fashion statement, while walking on road today morning I saw people wearing masks coming out for a morning walk with their dogs!, many wearing masks around their necks, and so on, infact these masks shall act as the vehicles to carry the virus, instead, avoiding crowded places or cinema halls or malls where air conditioners are on, is advisable, because you get recalculated air, where the virus density multiplies
5) Death after H1N1 flu is not common, in fact infection like measles is taking toll of thousands more every year, and we are oblivious of the facts. Swine flu is being blown out of proportion by media trying to create hysteria among lay people.
6) Fever accompanied by respiratory distress, should be immediately notified which is likely to be a complication of H1N1 flu
7)The mortality is less than .01 percent of those affected, that means may be one in 10,000 affected is likely to suffer the life loss.
8) If you remember, 2 years ago SARS was blown out of proportion, what happened? Humans develop immunity to the virus, the same is going to happen, we develop immunity in due course of time, the virus is in the air, you can not stop it, our body is already developing the immunity so nothing to panic.
We need to take care of children and elderly who have less immunity and do not let them go to crowded places that are all.


WE MUST START THIS CAMPAIGN OF NOT TO BE AFRAID OF THIS FLU AND LET YOUR DAILY WORK CONTINUE AS NORMAL, NO MASKS FOR ORDINARY CITIZENS, HEALTH CARE WORKERS OR SPECIFIC EXPOSED TO LOT OF CROWDED ENVIRONMENTS MAY BE BENEFITTED, NOT PROVEN.

I am amazed to hear that people are selling masks of RS 20 each which are available to less than Rupee 1 in the market.
See who is getting benefitted?


Please spread the scientific info, do not join the band wagon and stick to science, that should be the order of the day.

Deepak Purohit
District governor
3131

 



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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Health: Cipla has launched A New Drug against Swine Flu - where Virenza is available

From: Saxena, Ritesh

 

 

 

Dear All,

Cipla has launched A New Drug against Swine Flu – where Virenza is available

Cipla has launched a new drug against Swine Flu (Virenza), as an alternative option to Osetalmavir drug. Please find attached herewith the availability centers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



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JOB in Sapient : We Are Hiring | Senior Associate QTP

From: Amruta Dash [mailto:adash2@sapient.com]

 
We are currently looking for Senior Associates in the QA domain and seeking your contribution for the same.

 

If you know anyone who fits the criteria’s mentioned below then start referring Today.

 

  • Define automation test strategies and Automation Frame work for low and medium complexity applications with minimal guidance from test lead
  • Should be able to write descriptive programming using the automation tool scripting language and takes into consideration design patterns
  • Should be able to create user libraries and modularization for code reuse
  • Create an automation test execution plan for a low – medium complexity application with minimal guidance from test lead and get it implemented
  • Implement defect management Process and configure the tools to implement the same
  • Articulate and enforce the testing processes to be followed in the team
  • Able to mentor and Guide the junior peoples to achieve the task

 

 

These are just a few requirements for the role, to know the detailed job description click on the following link ReferralsWanted.

 

 

Submit qualified candidates at www.sapient.com/careers - Search for Jobs and you might just become eligible for the upcoming “What’s Brewing Raffle Dip” and win the latest gizmo in addition to the Referral bonus.  

 

 

 

 

 



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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Health : Protect Urself From Flue

From: Saxena, Ritesh

 

Hi All,
 
Simple steps to increase ur immune power and precautions to be taken which is recommended by 1 of my friend who is doctor :
1)      Please drink as much as water , Hot tea .
2)      Regularly wash your hand.
3)      Eat Halls, Strepsils.
4)      Drink atleast 1 glass of lime water daily.
5)      Every night gurgle with salt water(hot).
6)      Take  Vitamin B & C(B-Complex capsules or B-Casules) tablets or any other health drinks.
 
 
Prevention of Swine Flue using Household Products

  1. Inhale Clove Oil (Lavang) For 1 Second.
  2. Chew 1 Clove In a Day
  3. Eat Raw Garlic (Lasun), Onion, Ginger (Aale) (1 to 5gm)
  4. Drink Hot Milk With 2gm of Turmeric
  5. Consume Plenty Of Vit C Fruits-Lemon/Avala

 

 

 



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Jokes: Marwari Jokes

By: Ranjan, Amit

 

Marwadi: Kela Kaisa Diya?

S.K: 1 Rs.

Marwadi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?

S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.

Marwadi: Ye le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de

=======

 

Marwadi on his death time.

My wife, where r u ?

Wife:Yes, I'm here

My sons daughters r u all here?

Yes, Papa

Marwadi:To phir barabar wale kamre ka pankha Q chal raha hai ???

=======

 

Marwadi 14th floor se niche gira

Girte waqt usne

apni ghar ki khirki mein

apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha

to chilla ke bola

MERE LIYE ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

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Marwadi ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.

Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,

Marwadi ne phir khoon dia.

Ab k bar Sheikh ne till wale laddu gift kiye, Marwadi:Gusse se poocha :

mercedez kion nahi di?

Sheikh: Munna. !! Ab hamarey ander bhi Marwadi ka khoon daud raha hay

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Marwadi called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai,

Obituary likhwane ke kya charges honge?

NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.

Marwadi: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye".

Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!

Marwadi: Oh ho! Jara sochne do..... Achha likho....... .......... ..

Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale .

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Marwadi ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?

Taxi Driver: Haan jaunga.

Marwadi ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:

Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.

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Marwadi ko bhoot chadh gaya ,

3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola, Ojha sahab mujhe

bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga

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Titanic Ke Sath Marwadi Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha...

Dost: Oye Hum log doob rahe hain, Tu Hans Kyun Raha Hai?

Marwadi: Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda…

 

 



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Friday, August 7, 2009

Info: Bandh in Bangalore on 9th Aug'09

 

BANDH IN BANGALORE ON 9th Aug’09  

 

Members belonging to certain Kannada Organisations have given a Bangalore Bandh (General strike) call from Sunday 6AM to 6PM, 9th Aug’09 to protest against unveiling of the statue of the famous Tamil poet saint Thiruvalluvar. No political party is supporting the call and the High court of Karnataka has directed the state government to take tough measure against the agitators. The police have made adequate security arrangements.

 

The inaugural function to unveil the statue is happening in front of the RBANMS College on the Ulsoor lake area. Though we do not foresee any major disturbance/violence in the city due to the strike, we advise employees to avoid areas in and around the place of inauguration which may see minor skirmishes.

 

The areas that needs to be avoided are

 

·         Ulsoor tank bund and surrounding areas

·         Commercial street and surrounding areas

 

 

 



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Health: Treatment centers for H1N1 Virus (Swine Flu)

 

Dear All,

 

With the number of H1N1 cases increasing in India, despite the awareness amongst people, some still go to private hospitals. We recently learnt a case of Swine Flu death in Pune in a private hospital. In a recent statement, the health ministry has pleaded people not to be carried away by rapid scans taken in private hospitals as it is not 100% fool proof.

 

Please find the details of the Government designated Hospitals/health centers testing/treating H1N1 with address and emergency phone numbers. For more details on H1N1 & your doubts kindly go through the above attachments.

 

 

 

City

Hospital

Address

Contact

Chennai

King Institute of Preventive Medicine (24/7 Service)

Guindy, Chennai – 32

(044) 22501520, 22501521 & 22501522

Communicable Diseases Hospital

Thondiarpet, Chennai

(044) 25912686/87/88, 9444459543

Government General Hospital

Opp. Central Railway Station, Chennai – 03

(044) 25305000, 25305723, 25305721, 25330300

Pune

Naidu Hospital

Nr Le'Meridian, Raja Bahadur Mill, GPO, Pune - 01

(020) 26058243

National Institute of Virology

20A Ambedkar Road, Pune - 11

(020) 26006290

Kolkata

ID Hospital

57,Beliaghata, Beliaghata Road, Kolkata - 10

(033) 23701252

Coimbatore

Government General Hospital

Near Railway Station,
Trichy Road, Coimbatore - 18

(0422) 2301393, 2301394, 2301395, 2301396

Hyderabad

Govt. General and Chest Diseases Hospital,

Erragadda, Hyderabad

(040) 23814939

Mumbai

Kasturba Gandhi Hospital

Arthur Road, N M Joshi Marg, Jacob Circle, Mumbai - 11

(022) 23083901, 23092458, 23004512

Sir J J Hospital

J J Marg, Byculla, Mumbai - 08

(022) 23735555, 23739031, 23760943, 23768400 / 23731144 / 5555 / 23701393 / 1366

Haffkine Institute

Acharya Donde Marg, Parel, Mumbai - 12

(022) 24160947, 24160961, 24160962

Kochi

Government Medical College

Gandhi Nagar P O, Kottayam - 08

(0481) 2597311,2597312

Government Medical College

Vandanam P O, Allapuzha - 05

(0477) 2282015

Taluk Hospital

Railway Station Road, Alwaye, Ernakulam

(0484) 2624040  Sathyajit - 09847840051

Taluk Hospital

Perumbavoor PO, Ernakulam 542

(0484) 2523138  Vipin - 09447305200

Gurgaon &
Delhi

All India Institute of Medical Sciences (AIIMS)

Ansari Nagar, Aurobindo Marg Ring Road, New Delhi - 29

(011) 26594404, 26861698  Prof. R C Deka - 9868397464

National Institute for Communicable Diseases

22, Sham Nath Marg,
New Delhi - 54

(011) 23971272/060/344/524/449/326

Dr. Ram Manohar Lohia Hospital

Kharak Singh Marg,
New Delhi - 01

(011) 23741640, 23741649, 23741639
Dr. N K Chaturvedi
9811101704

Vallabhai Patel Chest Institute

University Enclave, New Delhi- 07

(011) 27667102, 27667441, 27667667, 27666182

Bangalore

Victoria Hospital

K R Market, Kalasipalayam, Bangalore - 02

(080) 26703294  Dr. Gangadhar - 94480-49863

SDS Tuberculosis & Rajiv Gandhi Institute of Chest Diseases

Hosur Road, Hombegowda Nagar, Bangalore - 29

(080) 26631923  Dr. Shivaraj - 99801-48780

 



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