Thursday, August 28, 2008

GudOne

 


Story told by a man which is most frightening yet thought-provoking experiences of his life.

He had been on a long flight. The first warning of the approaching problems came when the sign on the airplane flashed on: "Fasten your seat belts."

Then, after a while, a calm voice said, "We shall not be serving the beverages at this time as we are expecting a little turbulence. Please be sure your seat belt is fastened."

As he looked around the aircraft, it became obvious that many of the passengers were becoming apprehensive. Later, the voice of the announcer said, "We are so sorry that we are unable to serve the meal at this time. The turbulence is still ahead of us."
And then the storm broke. The ominous cracks of thunder could be heard even above the roar of the engines. Lightening lit up the darkening skies and within moments that great plane was like a cork tossed around on a celestial ocean. One moment the airplane was lifted on terrific currents of air; the next, it dropped as if it were about to crash.

The man confessed that he shared the discomfort and fear of those around him. He said, "As I looked around the plane, I could see that nearly all the passengers were upset and alarmed. Some were praying.

The future seemed ominous and many were wondering if they would make it through the storm. And then, I suddenly saw a girl to whom the storm meant nothing. She had tucked her feet beneath her as she sat on her seat and was reading a book.

Everything within her small world was calm and orderly. Sometimes she closed her eyes, then she would read again; then she would straighten her legs, but worry and fear were not in her world. When the plane was being buffeted by the terrible storm, when it lurched this way and that, as it rose and fell with frightening severity, when all the adults were scared half to death, that marvelous child was completely composed and unafraid."

The man could hardly believe his eyes. It was not surprising therefore, that when the plane finally reached its destination and all the passengers were hurrying to disembark, he lingered to speak to the girl whom he had watched for such a long time.

Having commented about the storm and behavior of the plane, he asked why she had not been afraid.

The sweet child replied,

"Sir, my Dad is the pilot and he is taking me home."



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9xM faltu Shayri compilation

 

 


Ultimate Compilation of the most faltu Shayri ... :) BHEJA FRY



Arz kiya hai .......... jara gaur farmaeaga ...........


kutta mar gaya rajaai mein

kutta mar gaya rajaai me

main pagal ho gaya teri judai mein.


ek aur mulahija farmaeye ....................


Haathi naali me beh nahi sakta

Haathi naali me beh nahi sakta

aur  main tere bina ab reh nahi sakta


ek aur ..............


Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai


saheban pesh-e-khidamat hai ..............


Ke khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha ...

Ke khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha ...

Aur raste pe jake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha ....


Door se dekha toh sher tha

gaur kijiega ......

Door se dekha toh sher tha

Pass ja kar dekha

Toh vakaai sher tha

bhaago


ek nur-e-sher pesh kar raha hoon


Darkat ke paimane pe chilman e husn ka

Furkat se yun sharmana....

Darkat ke paimane pe chilman e husn ka

Furkat se yun sharmana....

uparwali line ka matlab tumhare samaz mai aaye..

to hume jaroor batana.


agla wala load shedding pe ......... jara gaur farmayega


Jise Dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi..
Jise Pyar kiya woh Italy chali gayi...
Dil ne kaha Khud Kushi(Ssuicide) kar le zalim...
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...:(



Door se dekha to santra tha, pass jake dekha to santra tha,
chil ke dekha to bhi santra tha, Khake dekha to bhi santra tha


ye wala jara padhae likhae pe jor dalta hai .......


Maine tujhse pyaar kiya , tere baap ne mujhe peeta

Sin by cos is equal to tan theta ......



Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Aur chillake bole.....

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Paper Raddi wala !!!!!


Yahan bhi khuda hai ,
Wahan bhi Khuda hai,

Yahan bhi khuda hai ,
Wahan bhi Khuda hai,

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Jahan nahi khuda hai wahan


Kal khudega!!!



Galib ne likha diwar par chune se....

Galib ne likha diwar par chune se...


Yaha likhna mana hai...


Dekhiye mashuka ki tarif kaise karte hain ............


Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? What's the big deal?



woh sadak ke uss par the ...
hum sadak ke iss par the.....
do kadam woh chale...
do kadam hum chale...
ab hum sadak ke uss par hai..
aur woh sadak ke iss par hai....





Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak (earth to sky, earth to sky)
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

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Hawa hi hawa hai. (air only air)
 


AUR PESH-E-KHIDMAT HAI.................


NUR-E-SHER ...................


GAUR FARMAEAGA ................ DAAD CHAHOONGA ........................


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taj mahal ko dekh kar bola shahajan ka pota....


taj mahal ko dekh kar bola shahajan ka pota....


gaur farmaeye shahajahan ka pota bol raha hai ...............


taj mahal ko dekh kar bola shahajan ka pota....

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apna bhi bank balance hota...


apna bhi bank balance hota...


apna bhi bank balance hota...

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agar dada deewana na hota!!!!!!!!!!


 



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Thursday, August 21, 2008

Amdocs : Walk In for freshers



Amdocs is organizing a walk-in for freshers on 23rd Aug, Saturday.
 
Details ::
Date :: 23rd Aug, for freshers.
 Elig :: BE, BTech, MCA, MCS
2007 / 2008 Pass Out.
Aggregate 60% or more in 10th, 12th, Graduation is mandatory.
Hard copy of resume, Original Id proof.
Timings :: 10:30 AM to 3 PM
Venue ::
Amdocs, DVCI, Grnd Flr. , Tower -2 , Magarpatta City, hadapsar, Pune.
 
 
PLZ DON’T SEND RESUME TO ME.



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Thursday, August 7, 2008

Needful Info. : Need Blood ? Call 1062

NetApp openings - send in your resumes friends :-)

PLEASE SEND UR RESUME TO BELOW MAIL ID.


From: Hegde, Vijeth [mailto:Vijeth.Hegde@netapp.com]
Sent: Thursday, August 07, 2008 11:53 AM
To: undisclosed-recipients
Subject: NetApp openings - send in your resumes friends :-)

 

Dear Friends,

 

We have several openings in our organization(Network Appliance), please take time to refer your friends who are in need/change of good infra/atmosphere, great package & many more friends J

 

Ranked # 14 in the world (Fortune 500 companies – ‘Best company to Work for’ category)

http://money.cnn.com/magazines/fortune/bestcompanies/2008/snapshots/14.html

 

Let me know the req # you are interested in and send in your resumes to my email id – vijeth.hegde@netapp.com

 

Cheers & take care!

 

Vijeth Hegde

NetApp-Bangalore

+91-080-41843601

www.netapp.com

 


From: Magal, Sanjeev
Sent: Monday, July 21, 2008 2:13 PM
To: c-dl-nb-staffing
Subject: We are Hiring in NB! Refer your friends!

 

<dl-btc-all>

 

Dear all,

 

Many thanks for your contribution and participation till now in our Employee Referral Program at NB.  We continue to hire for NB and below is the list of Open Positions we have as on date. This list also has the name of recruiters for each position along with Hiring Manager. To look at all the open positions and refer your friends/contacts,  please visit this link - http://hr-web.btc.netapp.com/referral.html . If you have difficulty in loading the resume to the online tracker, please contact the respective recruiter listed below.

 

Pl do not send your resumes by email as they will not be processed for employee referral.

 

Should you have any questions, write to the concerned Recruiter or me/or to dl-nb-staffing. We shall get back to you shortly.

Looking forward to see your friends in NetApp!

 

Have a great week ahead!

 

Sl_No

Req

System Title

1

1481BR

Customer Service Rep 1

2

2513BR

Customer Service Rep 1

3

2514BR

Customer Service Rep 1

4

2517BR

Customer Service Rep

5

2518BR

Customer Service Rep 3

6

2519BR

Customer Service Rep 3

7

3033BR

MTS QA 2

8

1302BR

MTS SW 4

9

2964BR

MTS SW 4

10

2217BR

Sustaining Engineer 1

11

2793BR

MTS QA 3

12

1707BR

MTS SW 1

13

2085BR

WAFL Dev - MTS 3

14

3013BR

Internal Comm Consultant 3

15

2497BR

Marketing Manager 1

16

2701BR

Technical Training Developer

17

2702BR

Technical Training Development Manager

18

2703BR

Technical Training Developer

19

2704BR

Technical Training Developer

20

2705BR

Technical Training Developer

21

2467BR

Professional Services Engr Associate

22

2559BR

Professional Services Engr Associate

23

2962BR

Professional Services Consultant 1

24

2908BR

Business Analyst

25

2994BR

Business Process Analyst 3

26

2719BR

Engineering Manager SW 2

27

2671BR

QA Engineer

28

2741BR

Desktop Systems Spec 2

29

3140BR

Competitive Analyst

30

3141BR

Competitive Analyst

31

2040BR

WAFL Dev - MTS 4

32

2324BR

WAFL Dev - MTS 2

33

3017BR

Engineering Program Manager 1

34

2717BR

Systems Engineer 2

35

2718BR

Consulting Systems Engineer 1

36

3037BR

Systems Engineer 2

37

774BR

MTS SW 4

38

2833BR

MTS SW 3

39

2766BR

Desktop Systems Spec 2

40

2812BR

MTS SW 4

41

2773BR

MTS SW 5

42

2794BR

MTS SW 3

43

3014BR

MTS SW 1

44

3015BR

MTS SW 2

45

3016BR

Engineering Manager SW 2

46

2139BR

Technical Lead

47

2338BR

MTS SW 4

48

2760BR

Engineering Manager RepX

49

2761BR

MTS SW 4

50

2762BR

MTS SW 3

51

2764BR

MTS SW 1

52

2755BR

Facilities Engineer 2

53

2086BR

Sustaining Engineer 3

54

2716BR

Sustaining Engineer 2

55

3061BR

Business Systems Analyst 3

56

3062BR

Business Systems Analyst 2

57

1112BR

SW Engineer 3

58

2915BR

Channel Sales Development Manager

59

2268BR

Product and Partner Engineer 3

60

2626BR

MTS SW 2

61

3052BR

Engineering Manager SW 4

62

3053BR

MTS SW 3

63

3054BR

MTS SW 3

64

3056BR

MTS SW 4

65

3057BR

MTS SW 3

66

2876BR

TME - Oracle Specialist (IC3)

67

2098BR

Storage Management Dev Engineer

68

2342BR

MTS SW 5

69

2343BR

MTS SW 4

70

2935BR

Engineering Manager SW 3

71

2932BR

MTS SW 2

72

2673BR

MTS Qa 1

73

1180BR

SMVI

74

2696BR

MTS SW 2

75

2327BR

Field Support Engineer 4

76

2116BR

Web Technologist 4

77

2117BR

Web Technologist 2

78

2856BR

MTS SW 4

 

 

Thanks,

NB Staffing Team


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