Jokes: Marriage Humor

 

Wife: 'What are you doing?' 妻：你在作什�啊？ Husband : Nothing. 夫：�作什�。 Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' 妻：�作什�？你看著我�的�婚��，足足有一小�了。 Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.' 夫：我在�找它的有效日期是到什��候。 ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Wife : 'Do you want dinner?' 妻： 要吃晚餐�？ Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?' 夫： �然！我可以���？ Wife : 'Yes or no.' 妻：要或不要。 ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?' 妻：�什�你�常把我的照片放在你皮��？ Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.' 夫：����生�，不管有多困�，我看著�照片就迎刃而解了。 Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!' 妻：你看我�你有多��人的影�力啊！ Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?' 夫：是啊！望著�的照片我�自己，�有什�困�比���得大呢？ ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' 女孩：婚後我要分�你所有的��、困�，以��你的��。 Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.' 男孩：��的，�真��，但我��有任何��或困�。 Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.' 女孩：哦？那是因�我����婚的�故。 ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------  Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' 子：今早我和爹地一起搭�，他要我�座�一位女士。 Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.' 母：嗯，你��做是�的。 Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' 子：但是，�，我��是坐在爹地的腿上呢。 ____________ _________ _________ _________ A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' 一位新婚的先生�他太太：如果我父��留下巨����我，你�嫁�我�？ 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' 女人�柔的答道：��的，不管是�留下���你，我都�嫁�你的。 ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever . 女孩�著男友�：吻我一下，我就永��於你了。 The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.' 男孩回道：��您提早警告我。 ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?' 妻�夫：你最喜�我哪一�？我美�的��，�是我性感的��？ He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'