Jokes: Super Deadly PJs...ekdumm FRESH !! :)

By: Suchi Gupta

 

 

A scientist disconnected his doorbell....... can u guess why??? ???? try think!!! donno??? cuz he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!! ______________________________________________________________________________________________ ship tha..jisme bahut saare log the...usme ek chor bhi tha..ship iceberg se takra gayi or sab dhub gaye ...sirf chor bacch gaya batao kaise? …. . . . . . kyun ki chor ki daadhi me tinka tha.. dhubte hue ko tinka ka sahara mil gaya... or chor bachh gaya ______________________________________________________________________________________________ Ek Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Prapose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega??????? ??????????????? Ek Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota hai Maine suna Hai............................................ ______________________________________________________________________________________________ Highly complicated PJ Q.wat wud an angrez say to his indian naukar who can only understand hindi if he wants him 2 open the door!! A."There Was A Cold Day "(say it fast) ______________________________________________________________________________________________ colour of frequency what is the colour of frequency?? Purple how ?? frequency ka unit hai Hz u can write it as 1/sec ie. par second in hindi second is also caled as pal therefore PARPAL ______________________________________________________________________________________________ Sholay movie mai kis ka double role tha . ? ? ? King George how ?? coin ke dono side rehta hai ______________________________________________________________________________________________ according to movie Sholay who is son of lion. ........... . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . HOLI . . . . . . . . . . . . . . how ?? . . . . . . . . .Gabbar bolta hai na holi cub hai cub hai holi (cub)

 

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