Marwadi: Kela Kaisa Diya?
S.K: 1 Rs.
Marwadi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Marwadi: Ye le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de
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Marwadi on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I'm here
My sons daughters r u all here?
Yes, Papa
Marwadi:To phir barabar wale kamre ka pankha Q chal raha hai ???
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Marwadi 14th floor se niche gira
Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki mein
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla ke bola
MERE LIYE ROTI NAHI PAKANA!
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Marwadi ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Marwadi ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Sheikh ne till wale laddu gift kiye, Marwadi:Gusse se poocha :
mercedez kion nahi di?
Sheikh: Munna. !! Ab hamarey ander bhi Marwadi ka khoon daud raha hay
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Marwadi called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai,
Obituary likhwane ke kya charges honge?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Marwadi: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye".
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Marwadi: Oh ho! Jara sochne do..... Achha likho....... .......... ..
Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale .
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Marwadi ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?
Taxi Driver: Haan jaunga.
Marwadi ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.
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Marwadi ko bhoot chadh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola, Ojha sahab mujhe
bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga
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Titanic Ke Sath Marwadi Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha...
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