Joke

 

From: Suchi Gupta

 

 

BOY to girl : Tu hi to jannat meri,Tu hi mera junon
or kuch na janu mae bas itna hi janu,
Tujme RAB dikhta hai YARA mae kya kru??
Girl: Mattha tek or Dafaa ho.
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What is the height of Flirting?
?
?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
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GIRL- Jaan mujhey aise propose karo jaise kisi ne na kiya ho.
BOY(slapped her, and said) - "kamini, I luv u, mujhsay shaadi karke mujhey tabah kar de".
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BOY : Ae bewafa tune mera dil jala diya, Dil jalke rakh ho gaya.
GIRL : Teri kurbani barbad nahi jayegi, raakh idhar bhej de bartan dhone ke kaam ayegi.....!
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