Jokes: Marwari Jokes

By: Ranjan, Amit

 

Marwadi: Kela Kaisa Diya?

S.K: 1 Rs.

Marwadi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?

S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.

Marwadi: Ye le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de

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Marwadi on his death time.

My wife, where r u ?

Wife:Yes, I'm here

My sons daughters r u all here?

Yes, Papa

Marwadi:To phir barabar wale kamre ka pankha Q chal raha hai ???

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Marwadi 14th floor se niche gira

Girte waqt usne

apni ghar ki khirki mein

apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha

to chilla ke bola

MERE LIYE ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

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Marwadi ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.

Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,

Marwadi ne phir khoon dia.

Ab k bar Sheikh ne till wale laddu gift kiye, Marwadi:Gusse se poocha :

mercedez kion nahi di?

Sheikh: Munna. !! Ab hamarey ander bhi Marwadi ka khoon daud raha hay

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Marwadi called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai,

Obituary likhwane ke kya charges honge?

NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.

Marwadi: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye".

Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!

Marwadi: Oh ho! Jara sochne do..... Achha likho....... .......... ..

Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale .

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Marwadi ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?

Taxi Driver: Haan jaunga.

Marwadi ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:

Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.

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Marwadi ko bhoot chadh gaya ,

3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola, Ojha sahab mujhe

bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga

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Titanic Ke Sath Marwadi Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha...

Dost: Oye Hum log doob rahe hain, Tu Hans Kyun Raha Hai?

Marwadi: Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda…

 

 

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