Joke: Husband Aur Wife

 

From: Suchi Gupta

Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne
Hello Kiya,
Wife- Koun Thi Wo?
Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi




Husband: What was that for...?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.



Women live a better, longer & peaceful life...!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!



Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya ,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kya hai"
Wife:Zeher...
Husb:Mai dair se aoonga, tum kha kar so jana:



Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster: Bhai ye post office hai,police station me complain dijiyee.
Man: Kya karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha


.
Judge: Why did you shoot your wife, instead of shooting her lover?
Husband: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.



How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O jee.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho ya main aaon?



Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta



Husband: Rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife: Kaun si movie thi?
Husband: Apni shadi ki

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