Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Joke: gud1

From: Suchi Gupta

 


Ek Cheeta Cigarette ka sutta lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek chuha wahan aaya aur bola
"mere bhai chod do nasha, aao mere sath bhaago, dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurat hai, aao mere saath duniya dekho"

Cheetay ne ak lamha socha phir choohe ke sath daudhne laga.

Aage ek haathi afeem pi raha tha, chooha phir bola,
"haathi mere bhai chod do nasha, aao mere saath bhaago, dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurat hai, aao mere sath duniya dekho"
Haathi bhi sath daudne laga.


Agay sher whisky peene ki taiyaari kar raha tha, choohe ne usay bhi wohi kaha.
Sher ne glass side par rakha aur choohe ko 5- 6 thappar maare.

Haathi bola, "are ye to tumhe zindagi ki taraf le ja raha ha, kyon maar rahay ho is bechare ko ?"

Sher bola, "yeh Kameena pichli baar bhi cocaine pi kar mujhe 3 ghante jungle mai ghumata raha".



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