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Friday, June 27, 2008
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Thursday, June 26, 2008
Finding Top American Colleges for Any Subject or Degree
We suggest you try to get into the top American colleges.
Of course, you need to take SAT, GRE or GMAT exams, and good vocabulary is required to do well in these tests/exams.
Which are the top American colleges?
There are many separate lists prepared by various magazines that rank various MBA, Engineering, Medical, Dental Arts, and other colleges.
On Google.com or other search engines, you can search terms such "best American colleges", "top colleges in USA" along with specific subjects or degrees (such as "MBA colleges", "Management Colleges", "Engineering Colleges", "Medical Colleges", "Nursing Colleges", "Pharmacy Colleges", "Business Schools", etc that you are interested in.
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Wednesday, June 25, 2008
An Interesting Story
An Interesting Story
Never underestimate your Clients' complaints, no matter how funny they might seem!
This is a real story that happened between a customer of General Motors and its Customer-Care Executive. Pls read on.....
A complaint was received by the Pontiac Division of General Motors.
"This is the second time I have written to you, and I don't blame you for not answering me, because I sounded crazy, but it is a fact that we have a tradition in our family of having ice-cream for dessert after dinner each night, but the kind of ice cream varies. Every night, after we've eaten, the whole family votes on which kind of ice cream we should have, and I drive down to the store to get it. It's also a fact that I recently purchased a new
You see, every time I buy a vanilla ice-cream, when I start back from the store my car won't start. If I get any other kind of ice-cream, the car starts just fine. I want you to know I'm serious about this question, no matter how silly it sounds. What is there about a
The Pontiac President was understandably skeptical about the letter, but sent an Engineer to check it out anyway.
The latter was surprised to be greeted by a successful, obviously well-educated man in a fine neighborhood. He had arranged to meet the man just after dinner time, so the two hopped into the car and drove to the ice-cream store. It was vanilla ice-cream that night and, sure enough, after they came back to the car, it wouldn't start. The Engineer returned for three more nights. The first night, they got chocolate. The car started. The second night, he got strawberry. The car started. The third night he ordered vanilla. The car failed to start.
Now the Engineer, being a logical man, refused to believe that this man's car was allergic to vanilla ice-cream. He arranged, therefore, to continue his visits for as long as it took to solve the problem. And toward this end he began to take notes: He jotted down all sorts of
data: Time of day, type of gas used, time to drive back and forth etc.
In a short time, he had a clue: The man took less time to buy vanilla than any other flavor. Why? The answer was in the layout of the store. Vanilla, being the most popular flavor, was in a separate case at the front of the store for quick pickup. All the other flavors were kept in the back of the store at a different counter where it took considerably longer to check out the flavor.
Now, the question for the Engineer was why the car wouldn't start when it took less time.
The engineer quickly came up with the answer: "Vapor Lock".
It was happening every night; but the extra time taken to get the other flavors allowed the engine to cool down sufficiently to start. When the man got vanilla, the engine was still too hot for the Vapor Lock to dissipate.
Even crazy-looking problems are sometimes real and all problems seem to be simple only when we find the solution, with cool thinking.
Don't just say it is " IMPOSSIBLE" without putting a sincere effort.
Observe the word "IMPOSSIBLE" carefully.
Looking closer, you will see, " I'M POSSIBLE".
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Beer Bottles !! (Superb..!! :)
A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job.
He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it.
He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing,
"You are the reason I don't have a wife",
second bottle, "You are the reason I don't have my children",
third bottle "You are the reason I lost my job".
He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer. He
takes the bottle, puts it aside and says,
"Stand aside my dear friend; I know you were not involved" .
What is the Value of One Additional Mark - More than Just Money
If you add the difference in the earnings for a lifetime, it may add up to many lakhs of rupees.
But money is not all. There are other important advantages of success such as better job, pride of achievement, more respect, more self-confidence, more satisfaction, greater security, etc.
This shows that one additional mark in a competition may be worth a lot because it can make the difference between success and failure. And you should do whatever possible to get each additional mark.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Joke
if some one tells you that He/She loves you from the core/bottom of heart;
this means, he/she has enough space at the TOP for some one else….!
Love : Poem
Aaj kuch kami si hai tere bagher,
Na rang na roshni hai tere bagher,
Waqt apni raftar se chal raha hai,
Magar dhadkan thami si hai tere bagher,
Na barish hai na dhuan phir bhi,
Dil mein tapish si hai tere bagher,
Bahot roka hai badal ko barasne se,
Phir bhi aankhon mein nami si hai ter bagher.
Joke : Do you believe in angels?
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HINT: Try “ANGELS” in The Search Space For Better Result…..
May God fulfill all
Win Wenger's Methods Increase Your Intelligence
I want to tell you about an unknown genius Win Wenger. I am a fan and an old friend of Win.
Win has done groundbreaking research to increase human intelligence and like many things that are ahead of time, it took at least 20 years before his methods got recognition and commercial success.
He is best-selling author/creator of "The Einstein Factor" and "The Genius Code".One of his core methods is called "Image Streaming" which I also introduced to students in India in 1991 in my book Raj Bapna's Mind Power Study Techniques.
ImageStreaming enables you to pick up impressions from the ongoing mental imagery going on right now in your mind's eye, resulting from associations and understandings made by the greater part of your brain beyond where you are focused. You develop, then, those impressions into full awareness and understanding by describing them aloud in detail to a listener or audio recorder. University research studies have suggested that this provides an increase in intelligence of 8 points IQ for each 10 hours of practice.
Spend some time at www.WinWenger.com and enjoy success.
Friday, June 20, 2008
Politically Correct Jokes
Politically Correct Jokes
1
The prime Minister of
Attack on the Pentagon:
"I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case
you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of
everything."
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Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:
Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my
condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great
bldgs... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with
that..
Bush: What buildings? What people??
Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in
Bush: It's eight in the morning.
Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
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Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman,
"Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"
The barman says "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks
over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"
Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14
million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."
And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!! !"
Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you no-one would worry about
the 14 million Pakistanis!"
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Pakistani on the moon:
Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?
A: ...... Problem Solved!!!
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A man is! taking a walk in Central park in
little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.
He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the
dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a
hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers:
"Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl".
The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!"
Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:
"Brave American saves life of little girl" the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" - says the man. Oh, what are you then?"
The man says: "I am a Pakistani!"
The next day the newspapers say: "Extremist kills innocent American dog "
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Pragjyoti Samal from Bhubaneswar is the first woman to win a crore on a Indian television reality show.
Jaya Jagannath,
Just open Google and enter search string "Pragjyoti Samal" and press enter. Some thing will come up that will definitely let all Odia hearts swell with pride.
Pragjyoti Samal, a Bhubaneshwar- based 24-year-old software engineer will be pocketing the crore on star plus in the episode "Kya aap
It is learnt that Pragjyoti who was working with Cognizant Technology Solutions in Kolkata has quit her job and is back home in Bhubaneshwar. However the winner denies that this decision had anything to do with her big prize money.
"In the IT industry, you have to keep moving and take up new challenges," says Samal from Bhubaneshwar. "Except for my mother (Nirlipta Patnaik) who accompanied me on the show, I have not told the rest of the family what happened due to channel requirements. We will watch the episode together. There is a big shock in store for them."
Pragjyoti, who is single, was one of the zillions of contestants who'd SMS to the question that flashed on the screens to gain entry to
The contestant has not yet decided what she will do with the prize. The cheque will be hers after the episode airs. "It has yet to sink in… maybe after the telecast it will. As they say: I will cross the bridge when I come to it."
She adds that she took a lot of risks during the game but it all paid off. "Everyone was encouraging and enthusiastic. Everyone from Siddhartha Basu's unit was so excited and happy for me."
About the show's host Shah Rukh Khan, she says, "He provided a lot of support and made me feel at ease. All this while, I knew him as King Khan the actor, now I know him as a person. This show gave me an opportunity to know the real SRK."
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TOWARDS BETTER HEALTH- Exercise good for the brain!
EXERCISE GOOD FOR BRAIN
Moderately intense physical activity especially aerobic exercise like brisk walking and running, can perhaps lead to improvements in cognitive functions like attention, reasoning and decision making. Surveys show that people who are physically active throughout their lives are less likely to experience cognitive decline later in life. And those who exercise regularly are less likely to develop Alzheimer's disease. Exercise can improve blood flow in the brain and also releases feel-good brain chemicals such as endorphins. Exercise may increase the size of some areas of the brain or, at least, slow their rate of decrease as we age. Even modest increases in physical activity can be beneficial to your brain. Aim for at least 30 minutes of exercise 5-6 days a week.
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Thursday, June 19, 2008
Master Key to Time Management: How to Use Your Time Effectively for Your Success
Successful time management does not mean doing all the things you would like to do. It means that you decide which tasks you will do and which you will postpone for the next day. It means that you will not forget any important work.
Here is a technique for time management that I have used for more than twenty years. I like this technique. It is simple and it works.
One American businessman once paid $ 25,000 for this same technique.
Make a list of all the things you want to do in the next few days. The tasks you must do today, mark them "A". Those tasks you do not have to finish today, but you would like to, mark them "B". Mark the remaining tasks as "C". Then consider all the tasks marked "A", and mark them as "A1", "A2", etc. "A1" means that you will do it first. "A2" means that you will do it after doing the "A1" task.
Everyday start doing "A" tasks starting with A1. If all "A" tasks are done, or if you are waiting for some "A" task to complete and you do not have any more "A" tasks, then start doing "B" tasks.
At the end of the day, copy the incomplete tasks to a new paper. You can add any new tasks. Then you again begin marking them as "A1", "A2", ..., "B1",..., "C1", etc.
Use this technique for two weeks. If you can use it patiently for two weeks, I believe you will use this for rest of your life.
My best wishes to you for your mega success.
2ru words.....
*What is Love???*
A group of 4 to 8 year-old Children were asked, "What does love mean?" The
answers they gave were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.
--"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it
everyday" (Tina - age 7)
--"My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else
kissing me to sleep at night." (Clare - Age 5)
--"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint
her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time,
even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." (Rebecca - age 8 )
--"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French
fries without making them give you any of theirs." (Chrissy - age 6 )
--"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." (Terri - age 4 )
--"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip
before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK." (Danny - age 7)
--"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still
friends even after they know each other so well." (Tommy - age 6 )
--"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all
the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the
only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore. That's love" (Cindy -age 8)
--"Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken." (Elaine -
age 5)
--"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone
all day." (Mary Ann - age 4 )
Love............ is not only made for lovers....... its also for parents,brothers and sisters, friends and almost for everyone...
who sometimes luv each other better than a lover .
Smile and spread some
love today. :-)
Found these things to be really true
GAL FACTS:
When a girl bumps into your arm
while walking she wants
you to hold her hand
When she wants a hug
she will just come and hugs gently
When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind.
When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around.
When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a
few seconds,
she is not at all fine.
When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are so
wonderful.
When a girl lays her head on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a girl says that she can't live
without you,
she has made up her mind that you are
her future.
When a girl says, "I miss you, "
no one in this world can miss you more
than that
GUY FACTS:
When a guy calls you,
he wants to spend his boring time with U
When a guy is quiet,
He's nt listening to you...
When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes its better to remain silent
When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few
minutes,
he means it
When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and
wonders if you do
When you're laying your head on a guy's
chest,
he has the world
When a guy says he can't live without you,
he most be a stupid guy
When a guy says, "I miss you, "
he misses you more than you could have
ever missed him
Secrets from Linus Pauling (2-time Noble Prize Winner) Book "How to Live Longer and Feel Better"
"My most important recommendation is that you take vitamins every day in optimum amounts to supplement the vitamins that you receive in your food. These optimum amounts are much larger than the minimum supplemental intake usually recommended by physicians and old-fashioned nutritionists. The intake of vitamin C they advise, for example, is not much larger than that necessary to prevent the dietary-deficiency disease scurvy. My advice that you take larger amounts of C and other vitamins is predicted upon new and better understanding of the role of these nutrients "they are not drugs" in the chemical reactions of life. The usefulness of the larger supplemental intakes indicated by this understanding has been invariably confirmed by such clinical trials as have been run and by the first pioneering studies in the new epidemiology of health.
... young people, striving to find their places in the world, live under great stress.
... I have formed these beliefs on the basis of my knowledge of a great many observations about the effects of vitamins in varying amounts on animals and human beings under various conditions of good or poor health, ...
Law of Garbage truck
Its a beautiful PCs of information & allow to follow it.
One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his breaks, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us.My taxi driver just
smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean he was really friendly.
So I asked, 'Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!' This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call 'The Law of the Garbage Truck.'
He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of dis appointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you. Don't take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets.
The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day. Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so..... 'Love the people who treat you right. Forgive the ones who don't.'
Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it!
Stress Booster...Read It
The professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it. He held it up for all to see; asked the students, how much do you think this glass weighs?
'50gms!' .... '100gms!' ......'125gms' ......the students answered.
I really don't know unless I weigh it, said the professor, but, my question is: What would happen if I held it up like this for a few minutes?
Nothing the students said. Ok what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour? the professor asked.
Your arm would begin to ache said one of the students.
You're right, now what would happen if I held it for a day?
Your arm could go numb, you might have severe muscle stress; paralysis;
Have to go to hospital for sure! ventured another student; all the students laughed.
Very good. But during all this, did the weight of the glass change?
No... the students said.
Then what caused the arm ache & the muscle stress?
The students were puzzled.
What should I do then? asked the Professor.
Put the glass down! said one of the students.
Exactly! said the professor.
Life's problems are something like this.
Hold them for a few minutes in your head; they seem OK. Think of them for a long time & they begin to ache. Hold it even longer & they begin to paralyze you. You will not be able to do anything. It's important to think of the challenges (problems) in your life, but it is EVEN MORE IMPORTANT to put them down at the end of every day before you go to sleep.
That way, you are not stressed, you wake up every day fresh & strong & can handle any issue, any challenge that comes your way.
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Gud Funny Jokes...
Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the
company..!
A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee...
...... Leave them to us
Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I
ever loved.!"
Girl: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..!
Long back,
a person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
fogot laughter were called
"Saints"
But now they are called..
"IT professionals"
