Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the
company..!
A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee...
...... Leave them to us
Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I
ever loved.!"
Girl: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..!
Long back,
a person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
fogot laughter were called
"Saints"
But now they are called..
"IT professionals"