Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Gud Funny Jokes...

Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!

BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the
company..!


A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..

Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee...

...... Leave them to us


Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?

Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I
ever loved.!"

Girl: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..!


Long back,
a person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
fogot laughter were called
"Saints"

But now they are called..

"IT professionals"

 
doggy steps
doggy steps