Tuesday, September 30, 2008

A humorous speech on Kashmir - MUST READ !

By: Amruta Dash

Interesting

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.

A representative from India began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir is named.

When he struck a rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath.'

He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.

When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Pakistani had stolen them.'

The Pakistani representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? The Pakistanis weren't there then.'

The Indian representative smiled and said, 'And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.'

And they say Kashmir belongs to them………………………………………..

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"NEVER QUIT" : Very Good Inspiring Thoughts

By: Suchi Gupta

*A winner is NOT one who NEVER FAILS, but one who NEVER QUITS! . read on..

A candidate for a news broadcasters post was rejected by officials
since his voice was not fit for a news broadcaster. He was also told that
with his obnoxiously long name, he would never be famous.

He is Amitabh Bacchan.

------------ --------- --------- --------- ----
A small boy - the fifth amongst seven siblings of a poor father, was
selling newspapers in a small village to earn his living.
He was not exceptionally smart at school but was fascinated by religion and rockets.

The first rocket he built crashed. A missile that he built crashed
multiple times and he was made a butt of ridicule. He is the person to
have scripted the Space Odyssey of India single-handedly -

Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam.

------------ --------- --------- --------- -----
In 1962, four nervous young musicians played their first record audition for the executives of the Decca recording Company.
The executives were not impressed.
While turning down this group of musicians, one executive said, "We
don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out."

The group was called The Beatles.

------------ --------- --------- --------- -----
In 1944, Emmeline Snively, director of the Blue Book Modelling Agency
old modelling hopeful Norma Jean Baker, "You'd better learn secretarial work or else get married."

She went on and became Marilyn Monroe.

------------ --------- --------- --------- -----
In 1954, Jimmy Denny, manager of the Grand Ole Opry, Fired a singer
after one performance. He told him, "You ain't goin' nowhere....son.
You ought to go back to drivin' a truck."

He went on to become Elvis Presley.

------------ --------- --------- --------- ----
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone in 1876, it did not
ring off the hook with calls from potential backers. After making a
demonstration call,President Rutherford Hayes said, "That's an amazing
invention, but who would ever want to see one of them?"

------------ --------- --------- --------- ----
When Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, he tried over 2000
experiments before he got it to work.
A young reporter asked him how it felt to fail so many times. He said,
"I never failed once. I invented the light bulb. It just happened to be a
2000-step process."

------------ --------- --------- --------- ----
In the 1940s, another young inventor named Chester Carlson took his
idea to 20 corporations, including some of the biggest in the country.
They all turned him down. In 1947, after 7 long years of rejections,
he finally got a tiny company in Rochester, NY, the Haloid company, to
purchase the rights to his invention -- an electrostatic paper-copying process.

Haloid became Xerox Corporation.

------------ --------- --------- --------- ---
A little girl - the 20th of 22 children, was born prematurely and her
survival was doubtful. When she was 4 years old, she contracted double
pneumonia and scarlet fever, which left her with a paralysed left leg.
At age 9, she removed the metal leg brace she had been dependent on
and began to walk without it.

By 13 she had developed a rhythmic walk, which doctors said was a
miracle. That same year she decided to become a runner. She entered a
race and came in last.

For the next few years every race she entered, she came in last.
Everyone told her to quit, but she kept on running. One day she
actually won a race. And then another. From then on she won every race she entered.

Eventually this little girl - Wilma Rudolph, went on to win three Olympic gold medals.

------------ --------- --------- --------- -
A school teacher scolded a boy for not paying attention to his
mathematics and for not being able to solve simple problems. She told
him that you would not become anybody in life.

The boy was Albert Einstein.

------------ --------- --------- --------- -
The Moral of the above Stories: Character cannot be developed in ease
and quiet Only through experiences of trial and suffering can the soul
be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired and success achieved.

You gain strength, experience and confidence by every experience where you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the thing you
cannot do.

And remember, the finest steel gets sent through the hottest furnace.

In LIFE, remember that you pass this way only once!
let's live life to the fullest and give it our extreme best.

"Failure is the pillar of success!"

"Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win."*

Thinkkkkkkkkkkkk

By: Amruta Dash

U CAN MAKE A HUGE DIFFERENCE TO THE INDIAN ECONOMY BY FOLLOWING FEW SIMPLE STEPS.

Please spare a couple of minutes here........for the sake of India ... our country..

I got this article from one of my friend, but it's true, I can see this from day to day life,

Small example,
Before 5 months 1 CAN $ = IND Rs 32
After 5 months. Now it is 1 CAN $ = IND Rs 37

Do you think Canadian Economy is booming? No, but Indian Economy is Going Down.

Our Economy is in u'r hands

INDIAN economy is in a crisis. Our country like many other ASIAN countries is undergoing a severe economic crunch. Many INDIAN industries are closing down. The INDIAN economy is in a crisis and if we do not take proper steps to control those, we will be in a critical situation.

More than 30000 crore rupees of foreign exchange are being siphoned out of our country on products such as cosmetics, snacks, tea, beverages...etc which are grown, produced and consumed here .

A cold drink that costs only 70 / 80 paisa to produce is sold for NINE rupees, and a major chunk of profits from these are sent abroad. This is a serious drain on INDIAN economy.

"COCA COLA "and" SPRITE" belong to the same multinational company, "COCA COLA"?

Coke advertisements says ' JO CHAHO HOJAYE, COCACOLA ENJOY'

(Whatever the hell, let it happen, you drink coke) What can you do?

You can consider some of the better alternatives to aerated drinks.
You can drink LEMON JUICE, FRESH FRUIT JUICES, CHILLED LASSI (SWEET OR SOUR), BUTTER MILK, COCONUT WATER, JALJEERA, ENERJEE, MASALA MILK..........

Everyone deserves a healthy drink, including you!
Over and above all this, economic sanctions have been imposed on us. We have nothing against Multinational companies, but to protect our own interests we request everybody to use INDIAN products only for next two years. With the rise in petrol prices, if we do not do this, the rupee will devalue further and we will end up paying much more for the same products in the near future.

What you can do about it?

1. Buy only products manufactured by WHOLLY INDIAN COMPANIES.
2. ENROLL as many people as possible for this cause.

Each individual should become a leader for this awareness.

This is the only way to save our country from severe economic crisis. You don't need to give-up your lifestyle. You just need to choose an alternate product.

All categories of products are available from WHOLLY INDIAN COMPANIES.

LIST OF PRODUCTS

BATHING SOAP: USE - CINTHOL & OTHER GODREJ BRANDS, SANTOOR, WIPRO SHIKAKAI, MYSORE SANDAL, MARGO, NEEM, EVITA, MEDIMIX, GANGA , NIRMA BATH & CHANDRIKA

INSTEAD OF - LUX, LIFEBOY, REXONA, LIRIL, DOVE, PEARS, HAMAM, LESANCY, CAMAY, PALMOLIVE

TOOTH PASTE: USE - NEEM, BABOOL, PROMISE, VICO VAJRADANTI, PRUDENT, DABUR PRODUCTS, MISWAK

INSTEAD OF - COLGATE, CLOSE UP, PEPSODENT, CIBACA, FORHANS, MENTADENT.

TOOTH BRUSH: USE - PRUDENT, AJANTA , PROMISE

INSTEAD OF - COLGATE, CLOSE UP, PEPSODENT, FORHANS, ORAL-B

SHAVING CREAM: USE - GODREJ, EMANI

INSTEAD OF - PALMOLIVE, OLD SPICE, GILLETE

BLADE: USE - SUPERMAX, TOPAZ, LAZER, ASHOKA

INSTEAD OF - SEVEN-O -CLOCK, 365, GILLETTE

TALCUM POWDER: USE - SANTOOR, GOKUL, CINTHOL, WIPRO BABY POWDER, BOROPLUS

INSTEAD OF - PONDS, OLD SPICE, JOHNSON BABY POWDER, SHOWER TO SHOWER

MILK POWDER: USE - INDIANA, AMUL, AMULYA

INSTEAD OF - ANIKSPRAY, MILKANA, EVERYDAY MILK, MILKMAID.

SHAMPOO: USE - LAKME, NIRMA, VELVET INSTEAD OF - HALO, ALL CLEAR, NYLE, SUNSILK, HEAD AND SHOULDERS, PANTENE

MOBILE CONNECTIONS USE - BSNL, AIRTEL INSTEAD OF - HUTCH

Every INDIAN product you buy makes a big difference. It saves INDIA . Let us take a firm decision today.

BUY INDIAN TO BE INDIAN we are not against of foreign products.

WE ARE NOT ANTI-MULTINATIONAL.

WE ARE TRYING TO SAVE OUR NATION. EVERY DAY IS A STRUGGLE FOR A REAL FREEDOM.

WE ACHIEVED OUR INDEPENDENCE AFTER LOSING MANY LIVES.

THEY DIED PAINFULLY TO ENSURE THAT WE LIVE PEACEFULLY. THE CURRENT TREND IS VERY THREATENING.

MULTINATIONALS CALL IT GLOBALISATION OF INDIAN ECONOMY. FOR INDIANS LIKE YOU AND ME IT IS RECOLONISATION OF INDIA ...

THE COLONIST'S LEFT INDIA THEN. BUT THIS TIME THEY WILL MAKE SURE THEY DON'T MAKE ANY MISTAKES.

WHO WOULD LIKE TO LET A" GOOSE THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS" SLIP AWAY.

PLEASE REMEMBER: POLITICAL FREEDOM IS USELESS WITHOUT ECONOMIC INDEPENDENCE .

RUSSIA , S.KOREA , MEXICO .........THE LIST IS VERY LONG!!
LET US LEARN FROM THEIR EXPERIENCE AND FROM OUR HISTORY.

LET US DO THE DUTY OF EVERY TRUE INDIAN.

FINALLY: IT'S OBVIOUS THAT U CAN'T GIVE UP ALL OF THE ITEMS MENTIONED ABOVE,

SO GIVE UP ATLEAST ONE ITEM TO FOR THE SAKE OF OUR COUNTRY.

We would be sending useless forwards to our friends daily.
Instead please forward this mail to all your friends to create awareness.

"LITTLE DROPS MAKE A GREAT OCEAN ."

Jai Hind...............

Friday, September 26, 2008

JOB: Attend SmartTechie event on Oct 4 & take you career to new heights

As a SiliconIndia network member, it has always been our endeavour to help you in your career. Here are two upcoming events which will benefit your career: Web Development Technology Conference and Job Fair for experienced techies.

On October 4th, 2008 (Saturday) Microsoft, Aztecsoft, Esko Artworks, Bodhtree, Unisys, Spikesource, Webyog, Unicita Consulting, Vaks Online and many more companies will be recruiting at the SmartTechie Job Fair. The SmartTechie is a sister magazine of siliconindia. This job fair offers an exclusive opportunity for experienced technology professionals to meet with the recruiting managers and technical leaders of these companies.

Date: October 4, 2008 (Saturday)
Time: 10 AM to 5 PM
Venue: NIMHANS Convention Centre, Near Diary Circle, Hosur Road, Bangalore.

On registration, you will get access to our web based networking tool, SmartConnect, through which you can start sending your resumes to the recruiting companies and can even set up one on one interview before the event.

WEB DEVELOPMENT TECHNOLOGY CONFERENCE
For those of you who are web developers & web technologists, here's your chance to get FREE expert instruction and hands-on tutorials to create the best web applications, tools, and software. The SmartTechie is organizing Web Development Technology Conference on October 4th in Bangalore. Drawing well-renowned thought-leaders, contributors, influencers, and organizations in the Web Development space, the conference offers insight into the culture and community that develops industry-leading Web Development projects.

There will be in-depth tutorials on: Frameworks for PHP development; Developing secure web applications with PHP; PHP development for high performance applications; Rich Internet Applications with PHP and Adobe Flex; Eclipse Development Made Easy with Ingres CAFE; Web applications with Open Solaris Web Stack; Lessons learned in developing web based applications; Designing scalable and high performance databases in mysql; Linux for Windows developers; Guidelines and best practices: Architecture of web applications and High Availability with MySQL

DATE: October 4, 2008 (Saturday)
TIME: 8.30 AM to 6 PM
VENUE: Nimhans Convention Center, Near Dairy Circle, Bangalore

For details log on to: http://www.thesmarttechie.com/webdev/agenda.php

We will also encourage you to pass on this note to your colleagues so that they could benefit from these tutorials.

Thanks
SiliconIndia Team

SmartTechie suresh@siliconindia.us

JOB OPENING IN VC++

Send UR Resume To : <alwayspathy@gmail.com>

Dear Aspirants

There is a JOB Opening in a leading MNC

SKILL SET : VC++/COM/DCOM/ActiveX/ATL/STL/MFC, OPC ,

Back end :SQL

Years of Experience : 3 to 10 yrs

Job location : Bangalore

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED PLEASE SEND YOUR UPDATED RESUME

IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED PLEASE REFER YOUR FRIENDS OR COLLEGUES

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TOWARDS BETTER HEALTH - World Heart Day!

WORLD HEART DAY - SEP 28, 2008

Our heart is very vulnerable to damage from the things we do to it, like smoking, eating an unhealthy diet or putting it under stress. There are many risk factors associated with coronary heart disease and stroke. The major risk factors that have a high prevalence across the world are:

1. Tobacco use

2. Alcohol use

3. High blood pressure

4. High cholesterol

5. Obesity

6. Diabetes

7. Physical inactivity

8. Unhealthy diets

You will not necessarily develop cardiovascular disease if you have a risk factor. But the more risk factors you have, the greater is the likelihood that you will, unless you take action to modify your risk factors and work to prevent them compromising your heart health. The above mentioned risk factors are modifiable where by you can incorporate healthy lifestyle and behavioural changes and reduce your risk. Get a complete health check up done if you have not undergone one in the recent past, and meet your dietitian to make the necessary diet changes.

Info: Google idea competition worth $10million: 10 to 100th

By: Sirmagdum, Amit Kumar

Google idea competition worth $10million

Only idea with 300 words

http://www.project10tothe100.com/index.html

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CSC : Referral Drive for COBOL 85, TACL, BASE 24, MQ, Enscribe, SQL Professionals (2- 6 yrs)

By Suchi Gupta


Exciting Opportunities for Tandem Professionals
	KNOWLEDGE SKILLS: COBOL 85, TACL, BASE 24, MQ, Enscribe, SQL EXPERIENCE: 2 - 6 Years WORK LOCATION: Noida / Chennai / Hyderabad Candidate should have hands on experience on Tandem skill with good communication skills
Refer your friends to NHS/iDP for Tandem positions. Rush your referral CV's ASAP to kmohan5@csc.com Reference : Suchi Gupta [mailto:sgupta73@csc.com] Cheers, The Employee Referral team

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Mobile Info : Plz circulate urgently

By Amruta Dash

  Please take care. Precaution is always better than cure

  If you receive a phone call on your mobile from any person saying that
  they are checking your mobile line, and you have to press #90 or #09 or any
  other number. End this call immediately without pressing any numbers.
  Friends there is a fraud company using a device that once you press #90 or
  #09 they can access your SIM card and make calls at your expense. Forward
  this message to as many friends as u can, to stop it. This information has
  been confirmed by both Motorola and Nokia. There are over 3 million
  affected mobile phones. You can check this news at CNN web site also. Plz
  circulate URGENTLY.

The Wishing Well

By Anthony

On top of a hill overlooking a babbling brook stood a dilapidated stone well. The wooden frame which had once been used to raise water was broken and a discarded bucket sat on the ground nearby. The only thing that made this old well special was a small tarnished plaque that carried a three word inscription which read 'The Wishing Well'.

One morning a young man named Richard came upon the well and read the small plaque. Richard was a cynical young man and he scoffed at the idea of a wishing well. However, he was also very greedy so he closed his eyes and wished for a large pot of gold…just in case. He opened his eyes and looked around but nothing had changed.

As he prepared to leave, Richard happened to glance down into the well and to his amazement he saw a huge pot of gold floating at the bottom of the well. He immediately tried to reach down into the well but he could not reach the gold. Next he tried to use a piece of wood to retrieve the gold but again he had no luck. After many frustrating attempts, Richard finally gave up. He cursed the wishing well and walked away. Instantly the pot of gold disappeared.

The following day a young man named William came across the well and he too read the small plaque that identified it as 'The Wishing Well'. What William wanted more than anything else that morning was an engagement ring so that he could propose to his sweetheart Rebecca. He closed his eyes and made his wish. At first he saw nothing, but then as he glanced down into the well he saw the most beautiful diamond ring floating in an ebony box at the bottom of the well. Like Richard, William first tried to reach down into the well and then tried to use a nearby piece of wood - all to no avail.

After a great deal of frustration, he sat back and reviewed his situation. Then suddenly, in a flash of inspiration he knew what he had to do. He picked up the old bucket and walked down to the babbling brook at the base of the hill. After filling the bucket with water, he walked back up the hill and poured the water into the well. To his delight, he noticed that the level of the water in the well rose ever so slightly.

With a hint of success to spur him on, William began transferring bucket loads of water from the brook to the well. He worked steadily all day carrying buckets of water up to the wishing well. With each bucket of water he poured into the well, the ring floated closer to the surface. Finally as the sun was beginning to set, William poured in another bucket of water and the ring came within his reach. He grasped the stunning diamond ring and with a spring in his step he set off to propose to his Rebecca.

The best part about this story is that the Wishing Well really does exist and is available to each and every one of us. Whenever you set a goal, your objective instantly becomes a 'possibility'. It is as though it appears in the bottom of the wishing well. You can see it, but it is beyond your reach. Many people like Richard look for a quick and easy way to reach their goal but they inevitably get frustrated and walk away.

Those who achieve true success understand how life's Wishing Well works. Like William, they recognise that they must put in the time and effort to fill their well before they can collect their prize.

Today I'd like to encourage you to decide what you really want from life's wishing well and commit yourself to the process of filling your well in order to transform your dreams into reality.

Until next time,

Dare to Dream!

Monday, September 22, 2008

You Decide Your Destiny

by Ayesha Parveen 20 Sep 2008

Often in life, we wonder if we are getting what we deserve. So much of what happens to us, seems to be out of our control and more often than not, we call life unfair. However, if we can find some time to think over the matter, we can understand that things happen for a reason and the universal pattern of deeds and their consequences weave our destiny. Thus, each one of us has an active role in shaping our fate.

Great people like Lincoln and Gandhi had to face insurmountable difficulties but that did not deter them from listening to the voice of conscience within them. True, both were assassinated (and who does not die, finally?) but their names and dates associated with them have found permanent places in the annals of history. Lincoln did not let his humble birth stop him from becoming the President of the U.S.A.; neither did racism and being thrown out of a train make a coward of Gandhi or stop him from leading India’s freedom movement. Florence Nightingale, ‘the lady with the lamp’, had to deal with many obstacles like hostile male-dominated social norms, legal hassles as well as parental disapproval. This was only because she had firmly decided to look after the wounded soldiers, during the Crimean War. With her determined effort, she managed to do so and in the process, established nursing as a recognized profession for women.

The classic example of evil deeds bringing about an evil destiny, is, in my opinion, that of Hitler. Having ordered the death of millions, he had to finally kill himself. Have you ever heard anyone naming his son ‘Hitler’? Only a cruel, dictatorial person is often given that as a hated nickname.

Any success of lasting-value is possible for a person only if he is willing to listen to his conscience and if he has faith in himself. Along with this, he needs to be a die-hard optimist and believe that good things do happen in life. The third most important quality of success is gratitude. A person who is grateful to his benefactors and to those who have been there for him, often receives even more helping hands. Hard work or consistent effort is yet another factor affecting our destiny. No successful business-person is automatically destined to be so; his hard-work brings him wealth. For success in any field, courage, in the face of opposition, is often vital.

Perhaps, the most important factor determining our destiny is having or lacking compassion in our hearts. If we reach out to our fellow-creatures when they need our love and support, we can expect to be paid in kind when we need it. What we call ‘personal-miracles’, are often very subtle-additions of consequences of deeds done, seen or unseen by the world.

True, we are all not born with equal socio-economic gifts or handicaps. Not all have equally loving parents and spouses or even true friends. However, what we make of these advantages and disadvantages, determines our destiny.

The artist may not always be able to buy a grand-sized canvas-board, but he can always choose to paint his small board in the most beautiful of colours. The result, in that case, is infinitely rewarding for him as well as for those who see his painting. You are the artist of your life and the picture you choose to paint is your destiny.

A must read mail !!! call 1098 (only in India )

If you have a function/party at your home and if there is excess food available at the end, don't hesitate to call 1098 (only in India ) - child helpline. They will come and collect the food.

Please circulate this message which can help feed many children.

PLEASE, DON'T BREAK THIS CHAIN....

'Helping hands are better than Praying Lips'.

To add upon this info, we need to inform this NGO atleast 24 hrs in adavance in order to be able to pick the food for the children.

The service is not available at short notice or instantly.

So whenever you have a party planned and know that there is going to be extra food inform them well in advance.

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Friday, September 19, 2008

Graduate Trainee Program @ Global Delivery, Bangalore

Graduate Trainee Program @ Global Delivery, Bangalore
Posted by: "suprita rajguru" srthecoolest1@rediffmail.com srthecoolest1

Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:34 pm (PDT)

Hi Every one ,
This is Suprita( ECE 2000-2004) . PLEASE READ THE BELOW MAIL FROM ONE OF MY FRIENDS IN SAP GDC AND SAB LABS FOR TRAINEE POSITION . MCAS AND BE/ BTECHS FROM YEAR 2006 . FOR MORE DETAILS GO THROUGH THE MAIL BELOW . REQUEST PPL HAVING MROE THAN 65 % AND INTERESTED TO EMAIL CVS TO ME ON THIS REDIFFMAIL ID . I SHALL FORWARD TO THE CONCERNED PERSON IN THE COMPANY

Warm regards,

Suprita
Sr HR Executive

Vanguard Technologies (India) Pvt Ltd.
Teledata Group Company
1/2 GR COMPLEX ,Cambridge Road , Udani Layout
Ulsoor
Bangalore-560008
www.vanguard- india.com
www.teledatain. com

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Dear Colleagues,

We are looking for Engineering graduates or MCA's for a 6 month Graduate Trainee Program aboard SAP Global Delivery. The candidate should have specialization in either one of the following streams:

n Computer Science
n Electronics, Electronics and Communication, Electronics and Telecommunication
n Information Technology, Information Science
n Electrical and Electronics

Eligibility Criteria:

n The candidate should have passed out not earlier than 2006.
n Candidates should have scored a minimum of 65% aggregate and should not have . any arrears

Selection Process:

n Written: Aptitude test and Technical test (Java or C++)
n Group Discussion followed by Technical and HR Interviews

Selected candidates will undergo 2 months of classroom training. After successfully completing the classroom training, a 4 month on-the-job training will be given. During this period, the candidates will be paid a fixed consolidated stipend and will be on third-party payroll.

The performance of the candidates will be evaluated at the end of the "On-the-Job" training and the successful candidates will be on-boarded as full time employee of GD.

To refer candidates, upload the resume using the referral link on or before September 24, 2008. Select the application group IN SAP GDC employee referral for uploading the resume in the recruitment tool.

Please Note that these positions are not eligible for referral fees.

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Thursday, September 18, 2008

Joke

Patient : Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.
Doctor : Dawai khali thi kya?
Patient : Nahi doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor : Are mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Patient : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le li thi.
Doctor : Abe, dawai pili thi kya?
Patient : Oho, nahi doctor saheb, dawai to lal thi.
Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko piliya tha kya?
Patient : Nahi Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.
Doctor( in frustration) : Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha ke nahi?
Patient : Nahi doctor saheb.
Doctor : Kyon?
Patient : Kyonki dhakkan band tha.
Doctor : Teri to....sale....., to Khola kyon nahi.
Patient : Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.
Doctor : Tera ilaz main nahi kar sakta....!!!
Patient : Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga .

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Public Sector skill requirement

FYI, Send across the CV’s of those interested candidates.

Skills requirement:

For IC2 & above:
        C++ & OOPS,
        Database Fundamentals.
        Design skills & Application Development experienced for > 3 yrs experienced

For IC1:
        C++, Good programming skills, Good aptitude

For all: Problem solving skills, Good communication, Good attitude

Open Head count:

Exp Level Count
IC4   - 2
IC3   - 2
IC2   - 2
IC1   - 4
M2   - 1
Total   - 11

Reference : Vinayaga Lakshmi [mailto:vinayaga.lakshmi@oracle.com]

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Infosys family - For thepost of Programme analyst - the detailed job description is below

Reference Name: Siba Gopal Patro

Email id: Siba Gopal [mailto:Siba_Gopal@infosys.com]

Programmer Analyst
Locations :	Across Locations

Responsibilities :
For Programmer Analyst Manage sub-teams in a project, schedule, allocate and monitor tasks Manage Technical issues, coding and configuration to ensure delivery of module/project

Qualification :	Engineer / MCA (Full time)with excellent academic credentials and from a reputed/ recognized institute

Experience/Skills :
For Programmer Analyst 4 - 6 years experience in reputed software companies Prior experience in handling small teams, requirement analysis, design and formal quality processes is a must Good Presentation, communication and influencing skills Strong foundation in SDLC concepts & business process knowledge Proven expertise in any of the following technologies / skill sets is necessary for both the positions Web Technologies Microsoft Technologies

Note:	We recommend you to submit the profile using the template available at the link as mentioned here: https://careers.infosys.com/infyrms/ProfileSnapshot_India.doc. In case you have not submitted in this format, there would be a delay in the providing status update.

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Love

While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked stone & scratched lines on the side of the car.

In anger, the man took the child's hand & hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench.

At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father....
with painful eyes he asked 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?'

Man was so hurt and speechless. He went back to car and kicked it a lot of times.
Devastated by his own actions...... sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches, child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'.
The next day that man committed suicide. . .

Anger and Love have no limits, Choose the later to have a beautiful & lovely life....

Things are to be used and people are to be loved,
But the problem in todays world is that,
People are used and things are loved

Monday, September 8, 2008

Few views about marriage, dating etc...

It’s always better to have a different point of view…

But this one indeed is quite different … :D

Take a Break & Check this out...

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7 (smart girl)

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10

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