Good One.

A nice one!! Brilliant

Once Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman
for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One
candidate is Kantibhai Shah.

 

Bill Gates:  Thank you for coming. Those who do

not
know JAVA may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to
himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll
give it a try'

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave. 2000 people leave the room.

Kantibhai
says to himself  ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing
to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.
500 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself, 'I left school at
15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room. Lastly, Bill
Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave. 498
people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself, ' I do not speak one
word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and
finds himself with one other candidate.Everyone else has gone. Bill
Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates
who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a
conversation together in that language.' Calmly, Kantibhai turns to the
other candidate and says `kem chho'
The other candidate answers 'ek dam majama..

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