Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
Little Johnny: One dollar.
Teacher(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
Little Johnny (sadly): You don't know my father
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L.Johnny: Can I go to the toilet?
Teacher: Johhny, MAY I go to the toilet?
L.Johnny: But I asked first!
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Summer vacation was over and the teacher asked Little Johnny about his family trip. "We visited my grandmother in
The teacher asked, "Good, can you tell the class how you spell that?"
Little Johnny said, "Ohh Actually, we went to
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"Johnny, did your Mother help you with your homework last night?" the teacher asked.
"No, she did it all," Little Johnny replied.
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"Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?"
Little Johnny's father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right."
"That's okay," replied Little Johnny "At least you could try, right?"
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