Thursday, September 18, 2008

Joke

 

 


Patient : Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.
Doctor : Dawai khali thi kya?
Patient : Nahi doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor : Are mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Patient : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le li thi.
Doctor : Abe, dawai pili thi kya?
Patient : Oho, nahi doctor saheb, dawai to lal thi.
Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko piliya tha kya?
Patient : Nahi Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.
Doctor( in frustration) : Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha ke nahi?
Patient : Nahi doctor saheb.
Doctor : Kyon?
Patient : Kyonki dhakkan band tha.
Doctor : Teri to....sale....., to Khola kyon nahi.
Patient : Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.
Doctor : Tera ilaz main nahi kar sakta....!!!
Patient : Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga .



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