American Thinking (Joke)

American Thinking (Joke)
Man sees a woman getting chased by a dog.
When the dog is about to bite the woman,
the man intervenes and kicks the dog.
A reporter was seeing all this.
He said "That was great.
I'll definitely publish this in newspaper.
Tomorrow the headline will be
'LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG'."
The man replied "Thank you, but I'm not from here.
I am from US". Reporter " OK.Then the headline will be
US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN FROM A DOG".
Man: Actually, I live in US but I'm not a US citizen.
I'm a Pakistani national".
Next day, the headline in the paper read .... .... .... .... .... ............ .... .... .... .... .... .... .... ....
TERRORIST ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG