Friday, May 16, 2008

JOKE : Fastest thing in the world

Fastest thing in the world.

Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT University and SANTA SINGH from

Punjab University were to be interviewed

for a prestigious job.

One common question was asked to all

4 of them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy: Its light, nothing can travel faster

than light.

HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because

thought is so fast it comes instantly in

your mind.

MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and it's

hard to realize you blinked

SANTA SINGH: Its Loose Motion

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?

SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the

worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE

LIGHTS, it was over!!!!

O' Bolo Tararara!!

 
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